Fees Quote by Bob Hope Download Open image “I tell jokes to pay my green fees.” — Bob Hope ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.5 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Fees Golf Green Jokes Pay
I knew how to come up with jokes at someone's expense really fast. — Catherine Reitman Copy Share Image
Mike, we are a green energy company, but the green stands for money. — Jeffrey Skilling Copy Share Image
It’s a basic rule of humor that a joke is always at somebody’s expense. Really good jokes, however, tend to be at everyone’s expense. — Richard Kalvar Copy Share Image
It's mandatory in this day and age to be considered to have a sense of humor and to demonstrate it. You're not paying me… — Robert Orben Copy Share Image
“You will pay on earth for everything you've done to the last laugh.” — Fe Acosta De Gonzalez Copy Share Image
“Commerce is the new green. Spend your money where your beliefs are.” — S. Kelley Harrell Copy Share Image
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn't understand us at all. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
I need money. I have a staff of 30, and four houses, never mind the government, to support. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you. In Hollywood the weatherman gets a shooting schedule from all the major studios and then figures out where he can fit in a little rain without upsetting Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer too much. — Bob Hope Copy Share
Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
Investors, of course, can, by their own behavior make stock ownership highly risky. And many do. Active trading, attempts to "time" market movements, inadequate diversification, the payment of high and unnecessary fees to managers and advisors, and the use of borrowed money can destroy the decent returns that a life-long owner of equities would otherwise enjoy. Indeed, borrowed money has… — Warren Buffett Copy Share
The players themselves can be classified into two groups- the attractions and the entry fees. — Jimmy Demaret Copy Share Image
The true principle of taxation is the benefit principle - those who benefit from a government service should pay for it. It's also known… — Mark Skousen Copy Share Image
Obamacare comes to more than two thousand pages of rules, mandates, taxes, fees, and fines that have no place in a free country. — Paul Ryan Copy Share Image
When I was a kid I got so much help from the Church. When I was a kid, our family was so poor they… — John Woo Copy Share Image
A man may as well open an oyster without a knife, as a lawyer's mouth without a fee. — Barten Holyday Copy Share Image
“A plan is the transport medium which conveys a person from the station of dreams to the destination of success. Goals are the transport… — Israelmore Ayivor Copy Share Image
In addition, black folks need to attend green conferences, too. We just self-segregate and don't go. They might even waive your fee if you… — Van Jones Copy Share Image
Most investors, both institutional and individual, will find that the best way to own common stocks (shares') is through an index fund that charges… — Warren Buffett Copy Share Image
I tell my kids, what is the difference between a hero and a coward? What is the difference between being yellow and being brave? No difference. Only what you do. They both feel the same. They both fear dying and getting hurt. The man who is yellow refuses to face up to what he's got to face. The hero is… — Cus D'Amato Copy Share
Two of the biggest drivers of airline profit are change fees and baggage fees. — Paul Hudson Copy Share Image
I want the BBC to be a mass market public service broadcaster still funded by the licence fee... and the licence fee is more… — Gavyn Davies Copy Share Image
