Day Quote by Brad Hall Download Open image “I can do a Green Day joke and people actually get it.” — Brad Hall ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.8 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Day Green I can Joke People
I can't get through a joke without making a mistake, or giving away the punchline. — Rebecca Front Copy Share Image
I would tell you a joke about Chris Brown and Rihanna but you'd never get the punch line .-. — Lyndon Renison Swasey Jr Copy Share Image
If you do a joke that's really old, then what happens is people on Reddit and Twitter just go, 'Real original, you're just doing… — Chris Hardwick Copy Share Image
Somebody will occasionally give me a line or a tag or something like that. It's rare that someone will give me a whole joke… — Josh Blue Copy Share Image
I'm not a big one for jokes. I can't tell a joke, believe it or not. If you gave me a thousand bucks and… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
Some people will go for the quick joke and not pay attention to the consequences. — John Ross Bowie Copy Share Image
In New York you can actually run into people on the street, unlike in California where you're always in the car. — Brad Hall Copy Share Image
When you romanticize something so extraordinarily in the hopes that it will divert you from agony, you're destined for a letdown. — Brad Hall Copy Share Image
If you drugged me with truth serum and said I can only do one thing, I would probably have to say that I would… — Brad Hall Copy Share Image
'Saturday Night Live' is a whole different arena. It's great fun and I love it and that's what we do in the Practical theater.… — Brad Hall Copy Share Image
It all depends what you look like. If you look like hell and walk down the street, they think you're just another bum. If… — Brad Hall Copy Share Image
You have to run, an awful lot, on instinct. Even on 'Veep,' it's not like you get weeks of rehearsal to break out what's… — Brad Hall Copy Share Image
It's nice to be able to sit down and have a discussion about something for more than four minutes, and not look at your… — Brad Hall Copy Share Image
I don't have a lot of lifetime regrets, and very few show business regrets, surely. — Brad Hall Copy Share Image
People are a lot more tolerant when they're home watching TV and they're looking for a laugh. — Brad Hall Copy Share Image
The theater was the place where I felt my first crush, and it's where I got my first kiss. — Brad Hall Copy Share Image
If you're on Thursday night at 8:30, because the history of that time slot has been so disastrous, there's a hell of a lot… — Brad Hall Copy Share Image
On Sundays, that's my pig out day and I do the pizza and the beer. — Victoria Silvstedt Copy Share Image
I don't drink much anymore, but when I traveled with Frank Sinatra, God rest his soul, I used to drink like I could do… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
I would borrow money all day long, if the cost of borrowing is less than the expected return. — Brad Schneider Copy Share Image
I had developed a relationship with one of the anti-abortion sidewalk counselors who stood in front of my facility. We talked regularly through the… — Abby Johnson Copy Share Image
I loved the game so much that even though our playing field was muddy and we had many trees on it, I used to… — Roberto Clemente Copy Share Image
Television, radio, social media. The 24/7 news cycle plows forward mercilessly on our desks, in our cars and in our pockets. Thousands and thousands… — Joseph Prince Copy Share Image
I am tired of our characters being so incomplete. When do we ever save the day in a film? When does a Latino actor… — Esai Morales Copy Share Image
I want to make my music and be a happy woman, a good wife, a good mom and one day hopefully have a child… — LeAnn Rimes Copy Share Image
Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. — Emma McLaughlin Copy Share Image
One day I woke up and Juventus wanted me, another Manchester United and what I know is that there were approaches made. But an… — Raul Jimenez Copy Share Image
I think naturally I've been kind of a lead-by-doing guy. Just showing up to work every day. You never ask teammates something you wouldn't… — Terrell Suggs Copy Share Image
For 11 straight years, I woke up pretty much every single day with nothing to do unless I created something to do. — Matt Rife Copy Share Image
