Bad Quote by Gilbert Gottfried

A lot of comedians get a bad rep once they have kids and that's all they talk about, and people are like, 'I don't…

— Tig Notaro

People have a comic bent or an angularity to their thinking, and those are the people who make jokes. And it's usually people who…

— Carl Reiner

As far as I can tell, comedians are pretty serious people, and that's why they make fun of things all of the time.

— Maria Bamford

I'm not really a comedian, innit; I just naturally say things which people class as funny.

— Big Narstie

comedians are people who say funny things, and comics are people who say things funny.

— Staton Rabin

I'm sure there are comedians who make jokes about me, but say something funny, not mean.

— Michael McIntyre

For the most part, comedians are pretty friendly with each other. They always say they badmouth each other, but most of the time, they're…

— Colin Quinn

The bad thing about being a famous comedian is that every now and then someone approaches me to tell an old joke. Don't tell…

— Robin Williams

Comedians are like pop bands. When you're young, you have ruddy principles and don't do old stuff because you don't want to take away…

— Harry Enfield

When I tell people I'm a comedian they say, 'Oh, are you funny?' I say, 'No, it's not that kind of comedy.'

— Susan Sarandon

If you think of the people who are funny in your life, you'll note it's not because they tell jokes, it's because of their…

— Anne Beatts

Comedians have a huge carte blanche and the ability to get away with saying a lot of things.

— Marilyn Manson