Both Quote by Ben Falcone Download Open image “Melissa and I both say we don't write very good jokes.” — Ben Falcone ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.1 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Both Good Jokes Say Write
Writing jokes for others is like having babies for someone else. It's sad. Like the woman who gives up her baby but needs to… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
I've never written jokes. I mean, I'll write things on a piece of paper and riff on them onstage. — David Cross Copy Share Image
As for jokes, I don't think it's necessarily that what I write is funny. — Peter David Copy Share Image
“No, it's the best time for jokes,' said Olivia. She forced a weak smile. 'Jokes remind us that we're alive. And that your sense… — Mira Grant Copy Share Image
I think things evolve into jokes. I don't generally write them down as jokes. I talk them out. — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
"I've learned what's funny verbally ain't so funny on e-mail: They don't hear your intonations. Melissa broke up with somebody over that. She tried… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
I never wrote a joke in my life. I just get on stage and let it flow. — Eddie Griffin Copy Share Image
My best parenting advice would be not to take the job too seriously. Teach your kids to be nice, and everything else falls into… — Ben Falcone Copy Share Image
I like to grill, like a standard guy. I like to grill steaks and fish. — Ben Falcone Copy Share Image
Dan Aykroyd is a comedy icon and one of my idols of all time, but I also know that he's an incredibly great actor. — Ben Falcone Copy Share Image
It's much more fun, I think, to watch something physical than just heads talking to each other. I like watching people fall down and… — Ben Falcone Copy Share Image
So much of improv can be really long, and that's kind of what makes it funny. — Ben Falcone Copy Share Image
If you are trying to be happy and trying to be kind, you've already won. — Ben Falcone Copy Share Image
I think there's nothing better than a comedy that also is not afraid to have those heartfelt moments. — Ben Falcone Copy Share Image
When I was a kid, I was mostly pretty sane. I've gotten more hypochondriacal. — Ben Falcone Copy Share Image
I guess I'm weirder than I thought, particularly as I think about me as a dad. — Ben Falcone Copy Share Image
When I was a kid, we sat around the house. If I got bored, I'd have to figure out something to do. — Ben Falcone Copy Share Image
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My characters in both 'Pyaar Ka Punchnama' films were so relatable that every other guy connects with me. — Kartik Aaryan Copy Share Image
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The U.S.-China relationship, of course, has elements of both cooperation and competition. — Thomas E. Donilon Copy Share Image
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