“You can't take a crash course in comedy, there is no crash course in comedy.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
Humour in its highest reach mingles with pathos: it voices sorrow for our human lot and reconciliation with it. — Stephen Leacock Copy Share Image
“You realise you’re going to owe me dinner after this, right?” “How does McDonald’s sound?” “Inadequate.” — Sarah Mayberry Copy Share Image
For me it's the funniest show on TV. 'Benidorm' is such old-school, 'Carry On,' panto humour. It's so warm. — Martin Kemp Copy Share Image
The whole [Scotch] nation hitherto has been void of wit and humour, and even incapable of relishing it. — Horace Walpole Copy Share Image
“What can you do for love? Can you leave a person for love? Can you leave a country for love? I think… — Sanhita Baruah Copy Share Image
“I am in Waterstones looking at all the chick lit rubbish on the shelves. In a fit of pique, I turn them… — Maddie Grigg Copy Share Image
“Sister Georgina had studied at Cambridge or, as she put it, 'Not-the-one-in-Massachusetts-Cambridge-Universitythe-real-one-you-know-in-England.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Wer nicht liebt Wein, Weib, und Gesang, Der bleibt ein Narr sein Lebenlang (He who loves not Wine, Women and Song Remains… — Martin Luther Copy Share Image
Drafting is like painting the Golden Gate Bridge.The closer you get to the end, the more you start to worry about the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Think Big... Think Positive... Think Smart... Think Beautiful... Think Great... I know, that is too much for u, so here is a… — Janik Seshan Copy Share Image
“I think you're a shit,’ said Keith sharply. ‘I think much of what you’ve done this season is shit and I think… — Dougie Brimson Copy Share Image
Anyone can play an instrument if you show them how to move their limbs, lips or fingers the right way. It's irrelevant.… — Alex Kapranos Copy Share Image
“The world economy would collapse if a significant number of people were to realize and then act on the realization that it… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“She then recovered her wits and averting her eyes from the wreck of her house she shook Babbington's hand, embraced Stephen tenderly,… — Patrick O'Brian Copy Share Image
“I have, in general, not had fun during my service as a Warden of the White Council. I have taken no enjoyment… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“Spiritual life is not mystic; when you decide to work with God, you have stepped to mystery, God can intervene at any… — Patience Johnson Copy Share Image
Many of us are trying to lead multiple lives: child, mother, wife, lover, star, giving small doses of oxygen to each and… — Joanna Murray-Smith Copy Share Image
“The camp offices stood in the centre, adjoining the shrine to Jupiter that held the legion’s Eagle. In the camps of the… — M.C. Scott Copy Share Image
“Ah, but surely you must now be saying, "waitaminute, tuna fish would go bad if you kept it in your pocket for… — Jason Carter Eaton Copy Share Image
“I blame Doctor Who. Mr Spock. The Scooby Gang: both the ones in the Mystery Machine and the ones with the stakes.… — Andrea K. Höst Copy Share Image
Is not the decisive difference between comedy and tragedy that tragedy denies us another chance? — John Updike Copy Share Image
“Ender began to eat, slowly and carefully, pretending not to notice he was the center of attention.” — Orson Scott Card Copy Share Image
The humour of Dostoievsky is the humour of a barloafer who ties a kettle to a dog's tail. — W. Somerset Maugham Copy Share Image
“He was pretty sure he hadn't dozed off as a snake. Usually, he slept like a dog.” — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
I think the source of SpongeBob's humour is classic, and that's always appealing. — Stephen Hillenburg Copy Share Image
“Cops do this every day, rifling closets and digging through your dildo drawer.” — David Wong Copy Share Image
“It just a fun game, until someone starts to win and then everyone else begins to cheat!” — Andrew James Pritchard Copy Share Image
“The easiest way to make money is to be funny. The easiest way to be regarded as funny is to have money.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“So Basically I'm the Antichrist , and the whole world is fucked because of me" - Jordon Hanson.” — Barry James Copy Share Image
Was ever woman in this humour wooed? Was ever woman in this humour won? — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
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