Comedy Quote by William Shakespeare

She's beautiful, and therefore to be wooed; She is a woman, therefore to be won.

— William Shakespeare

Self depreciating humour won't win over an employer; if you're not sure of yourself why should they be?

— Whitney Port

“What, you egg?”

— William Shakespeare

Sometimes you feel amazing about life and other times you just feel fat and depressed, so I think it's good to be honest about…

— Marina and the Diamonds

Temporary madness may be necessary in some cases, to cleanse and renovate the mind; just as a fit of illness is to carry off…

— Augustus William Hare

I guess my height has hurt me as much as it's helped me. In comedy people don't mind casting tall women next to shorter…

— Allison Janney

Humour plays a vital part in any 'Bhavai' performance and is seen in plays.

— Pratik Gandhi

“To give expression to humour, and write in a strain of graceful pleasantry, is the gift of great geniuses. The cleverest character in comedy…

— Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra

Self-deprecating humour is a common form of comedy and it helps get the audience on side because you're being vulnerable.

— Alex Brooker

“Men circle like bees around honey, buzzing to communicate their sexual despair.”

— Carla H Krueger

“What if," replied Inspector Fry in the same maddeningly curteous tone, "we were all to construct daisy chains and drape them so as to…

— Lyndsay Faye

It goes to show you how we in the press so often miss the big stories that are right under our noses. There is…

— Roger Ebert