“It was like being leaned on by a very heavy, warm brick. A sexy brick.” — Patricia Briggs Copy Share Image
“The people that loves God, do they also have troubles? Yes but the troubles never have them. They can have pain but… — Patience Johnson Copy Share Image
The difference between farce and humour in literature is, I suppose, that farce strums louder and louder on one string, while humour… — V. S. Pritchett Copy Share Image
“With him big Phil from Notting Hill an old "face" from the sixties a pin up gangster with a "mars bar" weal… — Saira Viola Copy Share Image
“But Yossarian knew he was right, because, as he explained to Clevinger, to the best of his knowledge he had never been… — Joseph Heller Copy Share Image
“The world economy would collapse if a significant number of people were to realize and then act on the realization that it… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“The 12-step chocoholics program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate!” — Terry Moore Copy Share Image
Avoid employing unlucky people - throw half of the pile of CVs in the bin without reading them. — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
“His fingers lightly grazed my cheek. "I didn't know you before. When you're not there, I can't concentrate. I'm wondering where you… — Jamie McGuire Copy Share Image
Anyone can play an instrument if you show them how to move their limbs, lips or fingers the right way. It's irrelevant.… — Alex Kapranos Copy Share Image
“It made him feel a little uncomfortable sometimes when he reflected that the good little boys always died. He loved to live,… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“The hotel shop only had two decent books, and I'd written both of them” — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
That which has not a real excellency and value in it self, entertains no longer than the giddy Humour which recommended it… — Mary Astell Copy Share Image
“Two minutes worth of signal analysis told me all I needed to know. This station "talks" to the dark matter universe about… — Howard Tayler Copy Share Image
“We'll cross that bridge when we come to it. Cross it? I'm making plans to destroy the bridge from orbit. -Colonel Ceeta… — Howard Tayler Copy Share Image
“I guess I like things that take time and attention. More worthwhile that way.” — Huntley Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
“Clicking on "send" has its limitations as a system of subtle communication. Which is why, of course, people use so many dashes… — Lynne Truss Copy Share Image
“How do I look?" he asked. Barret grinned. "Old." Moog glanced over appraisingly. "Tired." Gabriel snorted a laugh. "Fuck you guys.” — Nicholas Eames Copy Share Image
“She's always getting into trouble because she gets bored really really easily. [...] My mum says it's because Celia has an attention… — Jaclyn Moriarty Copy Share Image
“Now you're just being silly. He's a mercenary- he's not going to go about penning love letters, and really, what would he… — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
I realised one day that men are emotional cripples. We can't express ourselves emotionally, we can only do it with anger and… — Bob Hoskins Copy Share Image
I'm discovering there are innumerable ways to package, promote and sell my humor, as long as I reserve a little for myself… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
