“Why save the rainforest, the whales, or the world when you can devote your time to saving syllables?” — Lindsay Faith Rech Copy Share Image
“Most people want to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.” — Robert Orben Copy Share Image
World's Shortest Resignation Letter: Honorable Sir, I Love Your Wife... — Pacifiersucker Copy Share Image
'Taskmaster' taps into a universal humour of people making a fool of themselves. — Greg Davies Copy Share Image
Sleep deprivation may not be good for your health but it's great for your sense of humour. — Anurag Prakash Ray Copy Share Image
“One can hardly do anything productive when one knows there is cake in the fridge.” — Joyce Rachelle Copy Share Image
No amount of guilt can solve the past & No amount of anxiety can change the future — Ananymous Copy Share Image
“When I turn back to Jase, he’s again beaming at me. “You’re nice.” He sounds pleased, as if he hadn’t expected this… — Huntley Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
It's Funny But 90 Percent Of People At Some Point In Their Life Have Tried To Close The Fridge Slowly To See… — Pacifiersucker Copy Share Image
“To imagine that I was pleased would have been an understatement, if I was a dog, my tail would be wagging my… — Gary Edward Gedall Copy Share Image
“That Damon Matthews,” Linda spat. “You know, take one letter out of his name and it spells ‘ damn’ as in ‘damn,… — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
“If you can put this book down, it means you need more coffee and less sleep. After all, sleep is for the… — Leviak B. Kelly Copy Share Image
“Ozzy's cage is now sparkling but there is a problem. It seems that if you put vast quantities of sawdust down a… — J.A. Buckle Copy Share Image
“More often than not, an inspirational or motivational speaker is someone who makes money from telling us that we can do all… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
I have inherited my father's sense of humour about myself. It's a lot more pleasant to make fun of yourself than when… — Stephen Sondheim Copy Share Image
“Now wait a second..." Kenneth butted in. "Yeah, we haven't asked you the questions yet," Brandon finished for Kenneth. "Yeah, like what… — Crystal Rose Copy Share Image
“I’m fucking asking you!” The man stood his ground. From the corner of his eye Adam could see the other man getting… — Max Nowaz Copy Share Image
BIRTH, n. The first and direst of all disasters. As to the nature of it there appears to be no uniformity. Castor… — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
I have been lately introduced to the famous Thomas Paine, and like him very well. He is vain beyond all belief, but… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The thing about humour is that the super-ego is also at play, so what interested me, particularly in the last chapter which… — Simon Critchley Copy Share Image
“I was just learning how to read and was reading every sign out loud, practising, and when I saw Cockburn Avenue I… — Miriam Toews Copy Share Image
During my fridge raid way past midnight, I slowly conclude that I've ruined my days worth of healthy eating and exercise. I'm… — Jabeen Waheed Copy Share Image
“Foxbrush sneezed again. He couldn't help himself. It's not something a fellow likes to do when a stunningly beautiful woman is leaning… — Anne Elisabeth Stengl Copy Share Image
“Christians believe in a big God but do small things and this is a big insult to God.” — Patience Johnson Copy Share Image
A comedian needs more than just a sense of humour. He needs to observe everything around him. — Vivek Copy Share Image
“In fact the bare adjective "bad" hardly scratches the surface of the man's awesome incapacity.” — John Biggins Copy Share Image
“Those who can, do; those who can't, teach; those who can't teach, police grammar on the Internet.” — Ruadhán J. McElroy Copy Share Image
“Lord Teddie?" she said. "Will you stay for tea?" " Rather! " said the carpet.” — Heather Dixon Copy Share Image
“It was all I could do to stop my cunt from coming round to see you without me.' 'Who's Mike Hunt?” — Linda Banana Copy Share Image
“I welcome reviews from all readers. I take criticism well; but please . . . no comments on my author face!” — C.C. Alma Copy Share Image
“- Goblin, that was a dumb stunt. - It sure was. Made me feel forty years younger.” — Glen Cook Copy Share Image
“bloody hell, things are bad when you want to be a robin more then yourself” — My Madder Fatter Diary Rae Earl Copy Share Image
“You asked what the Londoners wanted of you, and he…he said ‘ballocks.” — Sharon Kay Penman Copy Share Image
“when you fall; it's not the ending; It's the next chance to perform better than the last one” — Harishankar Kaushik Copy Share Image
I would date a fan, I dont have a problem with that. I look for a good sense of humour in a… — Rupert Grint Copy Share Image
“The worst mistake a writer can make is to assume everyone has an imagination.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
