Humour Quote by Gary Edward Gedall

“Don't accept your dog's admiration as conslusive evidence that your are wonderful.”

— Ann Landers

“I thought I ran over a politician’s dog, but when I discovered it was his wig, I was disappointed.”

— Jarod Kintz

“most dogs seemed contented enough, and often seemed rather happier than the humans attached to them.”

— Alexander McCall Smith

“From an evil dog be glad of a handful of hairs.”

— Alexander Pushkin

“My sex-starved inner horn dog wags her tail.”

— Ella James

“Indicating his twisted legs without a trace of self-pity or bitterness, as if they belonged to all of us, he casts his arms wide…

— Peter Matthiessen

“So I tapped down my nerves, added some sway to my hips and decided I would not be a mouse to his cat. I…

— Vi Keeland

“Mankind had disappointed him, but here was a dog!”

— George MacDonald

“Well, then,' the Cat went on, 'you see, a dog growls when it's angry, and wags its tail when it's pleased. Now I growl…

— Lewis Carroll

“As long as you wag your tail you are a sincere dog, when you bark you are a ferocious dog but the moment you…

— Amit Abraham

“Verily, I have often laughed at the weaklings, who think themselves good because they have crippled paws!”

— Friedrich Nietzsche

“I was confident, but I still loved a good stroking. Pun one hundred percent abso-fucking-lutely intended.”

— Laurel Ulen Curtis