“I have notes in my bathroom, yellow notes, and I stick 'em on the mirror, things that happened that were uplifting boosters… — Burt Bacharach Copy Share Image
“Fred said, “Man, I think he’s gonna make a fuckin’ suit of human skin, using the best parts from each of us.”… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“Take it!" he snarled, hurling the diamond necklace across the table at his opponent. "And may you rot in hell with it!"… — Sheri Cobb South Copy Share Image
“The gods damn you, look what you've done! If I want to grow this back, I'll have to endure the most terrifying… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“He moved to sniff some white-and-yellow flowers. A nightmare. This was a nightmare. “You can’t really like flowers.” Again those dark eyes… — Sarah J Maas Copy Share Image
“Nakamura considered this. "I hesitate to agree, but that was probably a good idea." "A compliment! My goodness, let me mark the… — Kevin Sylvester Copy Share Image
“The earliest intelligence of the travellers' safe arrival at Antigua, after a favourable voyage, was received; though not before Mrs. Norris had… — Jane Austen Copy Share Image
“Men are mystifying creatures. For instance why do all men think their penis is a panacea for all the world’s problems?” — Tyne O'Connell Copy Share Image
The weekend break had begun with the usual resentment and had continued with half-repressed ill humour. It was, of course, his fault.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“ “Easy, female,” Cade soothed as he crept closer to where Holly huddled naked in a corner. ... When he began unbuttoning… — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
“So I picked the book up and did my usual 123 test. I don't bother reading the blurb on the back, or… — Siobhan Curham Copy Share Image
“He plunged into the foliage, and was swept into a humid, wet world of towering trees, animal chirps and thick ferns. After… — T.P. Grish Copy Share Image
“Don't wash your brain with dettol, something useful may be lost.” — Vishal Salgotra Copy Share Image
I can't pretend that I'm a great student of the art of comedy because anybody that becomes philosophical about humour doesn't know… — Jackie Mason Copy Share Image
“Will laughed. 'I now know why fate linked you with Xav. You are going to tease each other unmercifully.' Victorthrew down a… — Joss Stirling Copy Share Image
“Why, oh why had he taken up Debbie's offer of a free personal training session, and today of all days? There was… — Mark Dunn Copy Share Image
“Laclos thought, how about a one-way ticket to Pennsylvania? You’d enjoy life among the Quakers. Alternatively, how about a nice dip in… — Hilary Mantel Copy Share Image
“I will not eat Craster’s food, he decided suddenly. “I broke my fast with the men, my lord.” Jon shooed the raven… — George R.R. Martin Copy Share Image
“Welcome to your new bodies, gentlemen. If you'd like, I can help you start your own 'dysmorphia is all in your head'… — Howard Tayler Copy Share Image
Analysing comedy is like dissecting a frog. Nobody laughs and the frog dies. — Barry Cryer Copy Share Image
Henry Kissinger is possessed of a truly superior intelligence, in addition to which he has two qualities which, unfortunately, many great men… — Mohammed Reza Pahlavi Copy Share Image
“Being bigheaded can be as irritating and as dangerous as being small-minded.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Then what’s this?” She raised her glass of expensive wine, used it to indicate their plush surroundings. His gaze followed her indication… — Monique DeVere Copy Share Image
