Humour Quote by John Green Download Open image ““They took off running like a couple of spastic marathoners.”” — John Green ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.0 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humour
“At that moment, I honestly didn’t believe that I was physically or mentally able to run a marathon. But the only way out was… — Rich Roll Copy Share Image
“While you, and only you, can move your legs from start to finish, no one runs a marathon alone.” — Alexandra Heminsley Copy Share Image
“The only way to find out if I was physically or mentally capable of finishing a marathon was to try and run a marathon.” — Alexandra Heminsley Copy Share Image
“Then I decided to sign up for a marathon. I ran my first one the next year in three hours and forty-five minutes.” — Duff McKagan Copy Share Image
“Faster and faster they raced, but no one got hot or tired or out of breath.” — C.S. Lewis Copy Share Image
“It's a bit like running a marathon, isn't it? It's only when you reach the finish line that you have time to collapse.” — Lucinda Riley Copy Share Image
“I love running. I’m not into marathons, but I am into avoiding problems at an accelerated rate.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“If you only ran when you felt like running, you wouldn’t make it very far.” — Toni Sorenson Copy Share Image
“Not just starting marathons but actually finishing them...(no matter how long it takes) will always lead to making a better you.” — Timothy Pina Copy Share Image
“I’m running a marathon. I won’t be jogging, walking, or sprinting, but I will be overseeing it.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Issac:"I dislike living in a world without Augustus Waters." Computer: "I don't understand-" Issac: "Me neither. Pause — John Green Copy Share Image
She smiled with all the delight of a kid on Christmas morning and said, "Y'all smoke to enjoy it. I smoke to die." -… — John Green Copy Share Image
Neither novels or their readers benefit from any attempts to divine whether any facts hide inside a story. Such efforts attack the very idea… — John Green Copy Share Image
“Traffic's not too bad on Sheridan, and I'm cornering the car like it's the Indy 500, and we're listening to my favorite NMH song,… — John Green Copy Share Image
So I was ugly. I was never fat, really, and I never wore headgear or had zits or anything. But I was ugly. I… — John Green Copy Share Image
“said to him quietly, as if I couldn’t hear or something. Dad was about to respond but I interrupted.” — John Green Copy Share Image
I believe humans have souls, and I believe in the conservation of souls. — John Green Copy Share Image
“law that stated you didn't advertise any event you hadn't attended, any place you'd never been, or any band you didn't really listen to.” — Mhairi McFarlane Copy Share Image
To refer even in passing to unpublished or struggling authors and their problems is to put oneself at some risk, so I will say… — Kingsley Amis Copy Share Image
“Wish in one hand, shit in the other, see which one fills up faster.” — Noelle Oxenhandler Copy Share Image
“Men circle like bees around honey, buzzing to communicate their sexual despair.” — Carla H Krueger Copy Share Image
It goes to show you how we in the press so often miss the big stories that are right under our noses. There is… — Roger Ebert Copy Share Image
“What if," replied Inspector Fry in the same maddeningly curteous tone, "we were all to construct daisy chains and drape them so as to… — Lyndsay Faye Copy Share Image
No woman ever yet either reasoned or acted long together consequentially; but some little thing, some love, some resentment, somepresent momentary interest, some supposed… — Lord Chesterfield Copy Share Image
“Holy shit," somebody muttered in the dark. "A virgin," sputtered another. "I didn't know they still made them." "He just did.” — Larry Kramer Copy Share Image
“True, science has conquered many diseases, broken the genetic code, and even placed human beings on the moon, and yet when a man of… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
“John, let me make one thing clear,” Jim said, cutting me off in his most stern, evangelical voice. “Every man is blessed with his… — David Wong Copy Share Image
Self-deprecating humour is a common form of comedy and it helps get the audience on side because you're being vulnerable. — Alex Brooker Copy Share Image
