Self depreciating humour won't win over an employer; if you're not sure of yourself why should they be? — Whitney Port Copy Share Image
“Our friend Chewy doesn’t speak much, but he chews a lot of tobacco so we call him Chewbacco.” — Michael Diack Copy Share Image
But alas! Like many another consummation devoutly to be wished, the actual performance was a disappointing one. — Fred Reinfeld Copy Share Image
I love British voicing and British humour in general. I'm a huge Ricky Gervais fan. — McG Copy Share Image
“A maid’s yard, house, wardrobe, fridge, etc. sometimes also serve as her master’s dustbin or dumpsite.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“The main reception foyer was almost empty but Ford nevertheless weaved his way through it.” — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
My favourite writer is Beckett and I keep going back to wallow in his work like a deep pool of dark humour… — Simon Critchley Copy Share Image
“I grab at Smitty and he at me, and, for one horrible, deperately embarrassing second we fly into each others arms like… — Kirsty McKay Copy Share Image
“You couldn’t ever be off your guard with this boy. Even when you had just saved his soul and begun to trust… — Kiran Nagarkar Copy Share Image
“...You haven't I suppose ever mixed with politicians at close quarters. They're awful...their stupidity is inhuman.” — Robert Skidelsky Copy Share Image
A careful and sympathetic sense of humour can also be a great asset when there is need to get out of difficult… — John Allen Fraser Copy Share Image
“Quiet,” she hissed at me, her voice shockingly aggressive for such a small person. “Otherwise, I’ll shut you up myself.” — Adele Rose Copy Share Image
“Ladies, gentlemen, we're out of here! Your boss is upstairs, and only mildly wounded. Go help him if you have the inclination.… — Chris Wooding Copy Share Image
“Her lips full and inviting, she has an infectious laugh and glassy cackle in her eyes, and a 2000 volt sexual charisma… — Brett Tate Copy Share Image
“Why should sinners prosper and sins suffer? It is ignorant; don't think that the poorer you are the quicker you will see… — Patience Johnson Copy Share Image
“I'm pretty sure my parents are pretending they are sick. I know because I taught them both to do that little trick.… — Ted Scheu Copy Share Image
“I shall now explain my plan. You may then speak, but only to amend the detail. The broad outline is not subject… — Nick Harkaway Copy Share Image
“The same rumour continued: Patroni made love the same way he did everything else – with a long, thin cigar stuck jauntily… — Arthur Hailey Copy Share Image
“There's an emergency link to the defence grid, but that's only for use in the direst emergencies." "And of course a mile-long… — David A. McIntee Copy Share Image
“After reading the salary, I've decided that I must refuse. The reason I have to refuse a salary like that is I… — Feynman Copy Share Image
“But I saw your aura looking healthy again, then looking sick after a hunt. And you keep getting migraines. You should take… — L.A. Weatherly Copy Share Image
“Next door to the Bensons is Emmet Frag, a retired pacemaker who is credited with inventing the notion of happiness. He’s currently… — St. John Morris Copy Share Image
Sketchy black van? Weird stalking of my house? What are you going to do next, offer me some candy? — Hannah Harrington Copy Share Image
Xander Harris: Hair. Red. Red is good. Fire engines are red. Porsche's are red. — Christopher Golden Copy Share Image
I don't think that 'No Man's Land' is a comedy. I think that it's a serious film with a good sense of… — Danis Tanovic Copy Share Image
“In reality most human beings are not, to most human beings, more important than money.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Being single isn't a terminal disease." "Try telling that to my mother.” — Alexandra Potter Copy Share Image
“Her metaphors for her children included barnacles encrusting a ship and limpets clinging to a rock.” — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
Men think wiles charming unless they find out your charms are wiles. — Tyne O'Connell Copy Share Image
“Do you believe in love at first sight,or should I walk by again _T-Shirt” — Darynda Jones Sixth Grave on the Edge Copy Share Image
“You are a more powerful person than you might have ever imagined.” Maxwell D. Kalist.” — Carla H Krueger Copy Share Image
“His jaw was set, telling me I should back off. Unfortunately, being a gobby cow meant I couldn’t.” — Kyra Lennon Copy Share Image
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