“A seemingly simple task like taking a bath or wearing a condom feels like multitasking to someone who suffers from hemiplegia or… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Oh.” My dad actually looked sheepish. “It’s one o’clock in the morning and I was going to tell you to shut the… — Jennifer Echols Copy Share Image
Laughter is very infectious, and why it should be so is a most interesting neurological problem. But it also has other, more… — Semir Zeki Copy Share Image
“She glanced over at the twisted wreckage of the chair — (a nice, Swedish chair that had done nothing in its short… — Sylvain Reynard Copy Share Image
“This guy was making me tired. “Thanks for the afternoon’s entertainment,” I said. “I’ll flush a copy of my bill down the… — John Swartzwelder Copy Share Image
“Oh shit did you just dis the feminine gender I'll pummel your ass then stick you in a blender You think I… — John Green Copy Share Image
“Sometimes God dillies and dallies,’ Steve said, ‘and sometimes he just points at you and tells you to hang up your jock.” — Stephen King Copy Share Image
The Worst Thing About Censorship Is... [ Deleted By Censorship Bureau ] — Pacifiersucker Copy Share Image
“The main reception foyer was almost empty but Ford nevertheless weaved his way through it.” — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
It looked the sort of book described in library catalogues as 'slightly foxed,' although it would be more honest to admit that… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“My mouth dropped open. Oh my God, it was like having a conversation with a ruder Tink. Who, by the way, was… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
It is not merely the brevity by which the haiku isolates a particular group of phenomena from all the rest; nor its… — Reginald Horace Blyth Copy Share Image
“..."I might be entertaining the idea of tamping down my nihilism. Just a bit. Not because life is not meaningless—I think that’s… — Daryl Gregory Copy Share Image
TELESCOPE, n. A device having a relation to the eye similar to that of the telephone to the ear, enabling distant objects… — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
“I catch sight of Janice. Her eyes are so full of excitement that I half expect her to jump up and down.… — Eric Bishop-Potter Copy Share Image
The humorous look of children is perhaps the most endearing of all the bonds that hold the Cosmos together. Their top-heavy dignity… — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
Sometimes humour is all we have to say the things that can't be said. — Simon R. Green Copy Share Image
“I hope you're not proposing to enslave us,' said Twoflower. Marchesa looked genuinely shocked. 'Certainly not! Whatever could have given you that… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“I’m not aspiring to be someone else – If I’m me for the rest of my life then so be it” — Terry Lander Copy Share Image
“He's like a man with a fork, in a world of soup. (about his brother Liam)” — Noel Gallagher Copy Share Image
“I just want to say, for the record, as far as Royal protectors go, you're not very good." "It's my first day,"… — Michael J. Sullivan Copy Share Image
