Humour Quote by Alexandra Potter Download Open image ““Being single isn't a terminal disease." "Try telling that to my mother.”” — Alexandra Potter ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humour Parenting Singlehood
“I told a potential girlfriend I had known for several months that I had been really sick for years and had recovered, and she… — Steven Magee Copy Share Image
“Don't tell me you're one of those people who becomes their disease. I know so many people like that disheartening. Like, cancer is in… — John Green Copy Share Image
“Like, you're never alone here. But also, you're never with people. It's possible this isn't a hospital-specific problem, come to think of it.” — John Green Copy Share Image
“Don't tell me you're one of those people who becomes their disease. I know so many people like that. It's disheartening. Like, cancer is… — John Green Copy Share Image
“Let yourself go with the disease, be with it, keep company with it—this is the way to be rid of it.” — Bruce Lee Copy Share Image
“That’s the first time you’ve ever said ‘happily-ever-after’ without rolling your eyes.” “I know. I think you and your parents are contagious. And my… — Violet Duke Copy Share Image
“When you have an invisible disease, your sickness isn’t your biggest problem. What you end up battling more than anything else, every single day,… — Heidi Cullinan Copy Share Image
“It was the feeling she'd had when Sam had first kissed her in the pub. When he'd first put his lips against her. She didn't know if she'd imagined it or if it had just been the effects of the booze, but it had felt as if a thousand flash bulbs were going off in her brain. As if someone… — Alexandra Potter Copy Share
You can't make yourself fall in love, just as you can't choose who you fall in love with. — Alexandra Potter Copy Share Image
Life can change in the blink of an eye. All you have is right now. So don’t ever put off telling someone how you… — Alexandra Potter Copy Share Image
“Everyone dreams of finding their soulmate. It's a universal quest. All over the world millions of people are looking for their true love, their amore thier ame soeur, that one special person with whom they will spend the rest of their life. And I'm no different. Except it doesn't happen for everyone. Some people spend their whole life looking and… — Alexandra Potter Copy Share
My chest tightens: seeing him so upset breaks my own heart. 'Don't you ever wish you could make that bit go away?" I say, feeling angry at the past. 'That you could erase those painful memories, forget they every happened, just remember the happy times you had together?' 'You must never say that,' he reprimands sternly. 'But why not?' I… — Alexandra Potter Copy Share
"Maybe I just don't want another rejection," he shrugs. "I've had enough of that in my so-called acting career." Oh, so this is what… — Alexandra Potter Copy Share Image
consider the implications. We think we know what we want, but we can never really know until we've got it. And sometimes when we… — Alexandra Potter Copy Share Image
“It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single girl in possession of her right mind must be in want of a decent man.” — Alexandra Potter Copy Share Image
And so taking the long way home through the market I slow my pace down. It doesn't come naturally. My legs are programmed to trot briskly and my arms to pump up and down like pistons, but I force myself to stroll past the stalls and pavement cafes. To enjoy just being somewhere, rather than rushing from somewhere, to somewhere.… — Alexandra Potter Copy Share
“Scooping up the dress, I slip it over my head, and as it cascades to the floor. I suck my stomach for all I'm… — Alexandra Potter Copy Share Image
“law that stated you didn't advertise any event you hadn't attended, any place you'd never been, or any band you didn't really listen to.” — Mhairi McFarlane Copy Share Image
To refer even in passing to unpublished or struggling authors and their problems is to put oneself at some risk, so I will say… — Kingsley Amis Copy Share Image
“Wish in one hand, shit in the other, see which one fills up faster.” — Noelle Oxenhandler Copy Share Image
“Men circle like bees around honey, buzzing to communicate their sexual despair.” — Carla H Krueger Copy Share Image
It goes to show you how we in the press so often miss the big stories that are right under our noses. There is a famous journalistic legend about the time a young reporter covered the Johnstown flood of 1889. The kid wrote: God sat on a hillside overlooking Johnstown today and looked at the destruction He had wrought. His… — Roger Ebert Copy Share
“What if," replied Inspector Fry in the same maddeningly curteous tone, "we were all to construct daisy chains and drape them so as to… — Lyndsay Faye Copy Share Image
No woman ever yet either reasoned or acted long together consequentially; but some little thing, some love, some resentment, somepresent momentary interest, some supposed… — Lord Chesterfield Copy Share Image
“Holy shit," somebody muttered in the dark. "A virgin," sputtered another. "I didn't know they still made them." "He just did.” — Larry Kramer Copy Share Image
“True, science has conquered many diseases, broken the genetic code, and even placed human beings on the moon, and yet when a man of… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
“John, let me make one thing clear,” Jim said, cutting me off in his most stern, evangelical voice. “Every man is blessed with his gifts from the Lord. One of mine happens to be a penis large enough that, if it had a penis of its own, my penis’ penis would be larger than your penis.”… ..."Fuck all of you,”… — David Wong Copy Share
“Life is like yoga; the only way you can enjoy it is by relaxing into any position you happen to find yourself in.” — Jon Wakeham Copy Share Image
