“When the only exorcise you get is running for a bus, get more buses!” — Benny Bellamacina Copy Share Image
“the great advantage of really contemporary fiction is that one finds oneself mirrored on every page” — Peter Ackroyd Copy Share Image
“Time to start getting more sleep. This beautiful physique needs royal treatment.” — Elizabeth Rudnick Copy Share Image
“The world is full of magic. You’ve just got to learn how to access it.” — Max Nowaz Copy Share Image
“We couldn't bring the sheep back to life, so there was nothing for it but to eat the evidence.” — Karen Maitland Copy Share Image
I once said, 'Steve Jobs is the American Xavier Niel,' but that was humour. — Xavier Niel Copy Share Image
“They tried their best. Shayna and Emme crawled along their bellies in true Rambo-meets– Bridget Jones style” — Cecy Robson Copy Share Image
“Some of the best things that have ever happened to us wouldn’t have happened to us, if it weren’t for some of… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“- "Sometimes I think people would believe in aliens before they'd believe in demons" - "That's how it is, now!” — Jon Skovron Copy Share Image
“There was something strangely compelling about a Japanese guy with lamb-chop sideburns and a voice so shrill you could be forgiven for… — Jamie Holoran Copy Share Image
“... and you're the son of his youngest. He has no other children. Oh, your father's dead, by the way. Fell off… — Scott Lynch Copy Share Image
“The two women switched to their native tongue. Kate tuned them out. She understood only half of what they were saying. As… — Karin Slaughter Copy Share Image
“... Brandon's going to talk to a B-O-Y, and -" "What?" "That's your assignment tonight. You converse in public with a boy.… — J.C. Lillis Copy Share Image
If every vampire who said he was at The Crucifixion, was actually there, it would have been like Woodstock . . . — Joss Whedon Copy Share Image
I think the Irish humour is unique, there are lots of aspects to it. The Irish are quick witted, and their banter… — Dylan Llewellyn Copy Share Image
“Along with every other male of his acquaintance he loathed the Naked Chef with messianic passion and prayed for the day he… — Wendy Holden Copy Share Image
“A sharp bolt of hunger hit Luther hard. His knees almost buckled, his poker face almost grimaced. For two weeks now his… — John Grisham Copy Share Image
“God is funny. He had a funny day when he made me. A funny, thoughtful, crazy day. He gave me a physique… — C. JoyBell C Copy Share Image
“The Reverend William Trent, whose mind was of a serious order, had several times warned his elder sister that too lively a… — Georgette Heyer Copy Share Image
“I firmly disagree with anyone who says humans are the most advanced, or the most intelligent species on the planet. In fact,… — Israel Morrow Copy Share Image
You aim comedy up. If comedy is aimed down, you're a jerk. You laugh at the powerful as a way of bringing… — Haroon Moghul Copy Share Image
“This was how I would die. Strangled by an attractive, seminaked woman inside a fridge with a giant tarantula in the middle… — Yahtzee Croshaw Copy Share Image
I don't think a comedian should even be concerned with being cool or sexy, as soon as you do, you aren't a… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
MEDICINE, n. A stone flung down the Bowery to kill a dog in Broadway. — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
“Puck : "I found that oddly therapeutic, how about you?" Ash: "idiot..” — Julie Kagawa Copy Share Image
Mixing humour and harsh reality is a very human behaviour, it's the way people stay sane in their daily lives. — Jorge Garcia Copy Share Image
Humour plays a vital part in any 'Bhavai' performance and is seen in plays. — Pratik Gandhi Copy Share Image
“If man had more of a sense of humour, things might have turned out differently.” — Stanisław Lem Copy Share Image
“Sometimes it’s better to fail with pride, than to succeed at a price” — Benny Bellamacina Copy Share Image
“Please sell $10,000 worth of stock — we have decided to lead a mad and extravagant life.” — Harry Crosby Copy Share Image
“That craptastical, gutless, son-of-a-cactus-humping butt monkey!!” — Gemma Halliday Copy Share Image
“...don't tell me I should only talk to people with a high influence score, or I'll Klout you...” — John Geddes Copy Share Image
“Why were all his fantasies so calamitous for that table, which had done him no injury?” — Scott Lynch Copy Share Image
Dear Yahoo, I've Never Heard Anyone Say, 'I Don't Know, Let's Yahoo It!' Sincerely Yours, Google — Pacifiersucker Copy Share Image
Never say a humorous thing to a man who does not possess humour: he will always use it in evidence against you. — Herbert Beerbohm Tree Copy Share Image
“Sometimes a butterfly flaps its wings and the weather turns out fine.” — Johnny Rich Copy Share Image
The Australian fans are really friendly and personable; the sense of humour is a lot less dry than the English. — Tom Hopper Copy Share Image
“. . . Around the time Solange went mortal combat on Jay-Z . . .” — Eric Jerome Dickey Copy Share Image
