“Monseigneur, I have killed you! You are dead! You are dead!" You display an unseemly joy," he remarked. "I had no notion… — Georgette Heyer Copy Share Image
“It is well known that any drive to reduce paperwork only results in extra paperwork” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Is it colour?’ ‘Oh yes.’ ‘You don’t let me down.You are my ambassador to pr0n, man.” — Christopher Brookmyre Copy Share Image
Ive been fighting to be who I am all my life. Whats the point of being who I am, if I cant… — SD Lennox Copy Share Image
I've often said the most difficult things I have to say to people through humour. I can very quickly put someone in… — Dawn French Copy Share Image
“we all have dream cars,dream houses and jobs but as soon as we stop dreaming we wake up go take a pee.… — mohlalefi j motsima Copy Share Image
If you have a sense of irony or humour, you're usually cut down, as you're usually distorted or misinterpreted. So it does… — David Blunkett Copy Share Image
“In the old man's face there was nothing very special - save that the chin was so greatly projected that whenever he… — Nikolai Gogol Copy Share Image
“If my life was a romcom, the guy sitting across from me would be the guy. Not the one I was currently… — Radhika Agrawal Copy Share Image
Once I asked Teichman what he thought of Bird's chess: "Same as his health," he replied, "always alternating between being dangerously ill… — William Ewart Napier Copy Share Image
“Jake became excruciatingly aware of her, there, right behind him. The small grunts and groans as she placed each foot carefully on… — Cherry Adair Copy Share Image
Anger and humour are like the left and right arm. They complement each other. — James H. Cone Copy Share Image
“To ask a man whether or not he has a girlfriend is to talk about his sex life. If you disagree with… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“In the late 80s though, during the new Glam Rock, leather trousers came back with a vengeance. In a way they replaced… — Seb Hunter Copy Share Image
“The place had enormous possibilities. He realized that at once. The stream, of course, was perfect for sailing toy boats, for skipping… — David Eddings Copy Share Image
“She had been to her Great-Aunt Willoughby’s before, and she knew exactly what to expect. She would be asked about her lessons,… — E. Nesbit Copy Share Image
“How are you feeling Sweet Peach?” he enquires as he walks across to the chest of drawers, selects a pair of socks… — J.C. McClean Copy Share Image
But to the particular species of excellence men are directed, not by an ascendant planet or predominating humour, but by the first… — Samuel Johnson Copy Share Image
“The church has never been asked to explain anything, our speciality, along with ballistics, has always been the neutralisation of the overly… — José Saramago Copy Share Image
“Shall we proceed, and ought I do so with my knife drawn?” “You’d better keep it where it is for the moment,”… — Loretta Chase Copy Share Image
I like a twisted sense of humour. On 'A History of Violence,' David Cronenberg and I would be doing the grimmest scenes… — Viggo Mortensen Copy Share Image
