“A quarter of an hour more of this success, and there won’t be ten cartridges in the barricade.” — Victor Hugo Copy Share Image
You've got to have a sense of humour about sex. When you look at it, it's all pretty ridiculous, isn't it? — Cat Deeley Copy Share Image
I think, for me, humour needs to be used like a strong spice - sparingly. — George Murray Copy Share Image
Pity, I've learned, is like a fart. You can tolerate your own, but you simply can't stand anyone else's. — Jonathan Tropper Copy Share Image
It's supposed to be automatic, but actually you have to push this button. — John Brunner Copy Share Image
“Some men’s chests are more buttlike than some women’s butts.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Wish in one hand, shit in the other, see which one fills up faster.” — Noelle Oxenhandler Copy Share Image
There is no generation from an egg in the Mineral Kingdom. Hence no vascular circulation of the humours as in the remaining… — Carl Linnaeus Copy Share Image
“Listen to me very carefully, and think hard about what happens if you go over my head to do something for me… — Lily Morton Copy Share Image
“Romancin’ is verra important, ye ken. Basically it’s a way the boy can get close to the girl wi’oot her attackin’ him… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“I saw two birds having dangerously kinky sex on the main road, while several cars ran above them just missing the sparrows’… — Initially NO Copy Share Image
“So this is more a “do as the Codex says, not as Jace does” situation, I guess. Since he just Marks any… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
“Michael put a deodorant in the car which Julie wished he would stop called,'Aunty Alice's anti-fart stick,' in front of the children.” — Elizabeth M. Thompson Copy Share Image
When you find a King, keep him. When you find a Queen, love & protect her. Don't reshuffle your card, cos you… — Mercy Pheona Copy Share Image
“He said he wouldn’t stay, as he didn’t care much for the smell of the paint, and fell over the scraper as… — George Grossmith Copy Share Image
“Human relations, at least between the sexes, were carried on as relations between countries are now - with ambassadors, and treaties. The… — Virginia Woolf Copy Share Image
“I should have learned mindfulness, and it’s too late now because it’s no good learning it when you’re already in crisis: you… — Marian Keyes Copy Share Image
A man of knowing attains to a sense of humour. Let this always be remembered. If you see someone who has no… — Rajneesh Copy Share Image
“..."I might be entertaining the idea of tamping down my nihilism. Just a bit. Not because life is not meaningless—I think that’s… — Daryl Gregory Copy Share Image
“Do you always play this hard to get?" "I wish I could afford to play hard to get. You women have wised… — Suzie Quint Copy Share Image
“You're- you're not going to force me to go back are you?" he said. "Um?" said the duke. He waved his hand… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“You feel like you're cursed. Death follows you wherever you go and you feel completely abandoned. You wish it would all end… — Wendy Owens Copy Share Image
“Just then Trafton walked up to the four of us. "I can see this is a little gang on campus" said Trafton… — by Maddy Edwards Copy Share Image
“The world has seen more believers in times of troubles than in peace and joy.” — Deepak Rana Copy Share Image
“Sally did the mature thing and stuck her tongue out at her best friend.” — Quinn Loftis Copy Share Image
“Our friend, Gor – he’s the bony, old one, by the tallboy – has been suffering strange occurrences, spirit.” — Andrea Bennett Copy Share Image
“My head is too large, although I prefer to think it is large enough for my mind.” — George R.R. Martin Copy Share Image
“If your brother can't 'old 'is own against a bunch of orphans, 'e'd best leave off playing 'azard altogether!” — Sheri Cobb South Copy Share Image
“There’s always an opportunity to fish for something – even if it’s just for laughs or ideas.” — Fennel Hudson Copy Share Image
“Shame on you. Don't tell me you've been married for an hour and you've already got eyes for another woman.” — Mordecai Richler Copy Share Image
My definition of home is... Home is the place where you can scratch exactly where it itches. — Pacifiersucker Copy Share Image
“- Goblin, that was a dumb stunt. - It sure was. Made me feel forty years younger.” — Glen Cook Copy Share Image
“bloody hell, things are bad when you want to be a robin more then yourself” — My Madder Fatter Diary Rae Earl Copy Share Image
“You asked what the Londoners wanted of you, and he…he said ‘ballocks.” — Sharon Kay Penman Copy Share Image
“when you fall; it's not the ending; It's the next chance to perform better than the last one” — Harishankar Kaushik Copy Share Image
“The worst mistake a writer can make is to assume everyone has an imagination.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
