“A Helping Paw has been placed as Finalist in the 2019 Foreword INDIES Book of the Year Awards” — Allan Gilmour Copy Share Image
“An expensive coffin does not decrease the deceased’s chances of going to hell.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“The death of a billionaire is worth more to the media than the lives of a billion poor people.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Aim towards enemy." - instructions on U.S. rocket launcher” — U.S. instruction manual Copy Share Image
“The great are eternally at the mercy of tiny men. And also, tiny madwomen.” — Salman Rushdie Copy Share Image
“... he paraphrased his father's favourite saint, Augustine: Lord, make my wife virtuous, but not yet.” — Zin Murphy Copy Share Image
“Bob loses saving throw vs. shiny with a penalty of -5. Bob takes 2d8 damage to the credit card.” — Charles Stross Copy Share Image
Of the things which nourish the imagination, humour is one of the most needful, and it is dangerous to limit or destroy… — John Millington Synge Copy Share Image
“Casting my own eye down Fifth Avenue as my belly swelled, I would register with incredulity: Every one of these people came… — Lionel Shriver Copy Share Image
“What kind of slut do you think I am?” Theo bumped his hips against hers. “This might not be the best moment… — Annabel Joseph Copy Share Image
“Are you one of his teammates?" "Yeah," Adam said, and it wasn't a lie because according to some people, both he and… — Suzanne Brockmann Copy Share Image
“My congratulations to you, sir. Your manuscript is both good and original; but the part that is good is not original, and… — Samuel Johnson Copy Share Image
It's tough making people laugh, as we have so much going on in our lives. We forget to see humour as part… — Kirti Kulhari Copy Share Image
“Yes, but none of them can steal my ship. None of them are smart enough to know that it was the right… — Howard Tayler Copy Share Image
I think that Americans find the Australian humour and the energy of Australians very refreshing - we are quite self-deprecating, we're light-hearted… — Teresa Palmer Copy Share Image
I think that London is very much like that. I find there's humour in the air and people are interesting. And I… — Colin Firth Copy Share Image
“What would the new teacher, representing France, teach us? Railroading? No. France knows nothing valuable about railroading. Steamshipping? No. France has no… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“Some drink to forget, I drink to remember. I drink in order to understand what I mean and to discover what I… — Peter Ackroyd Copy Share Image
“There was this other apocalypse this one time. And, well, I took off. But this time, I don't... I don't know." "Well,… — Joss Whedon Copy Share Image
“Swinging the door open, I took a sip. All of the coffee in the world wouldn't help if more visitors showed up… — Nicole Hamlett Copy Share Image
“Finn says, “No, ma’am,” as he enters the shop, where he gets poked directly in the chest by the fertility goddess. I… — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
“You better not be dead. This team is already overflowing with ankle spankers. I was looking forward to having more women around."… — Lindsay Buroker Copy Share Image
“I told her about the time that I got so tired of you stealing the sheets that in my sleep-weary logic I… — David Levithan Copy Share Image
“She was the sort of woman who could suck out free will and self esteem with a look.” — Tyne O'Connell Copy Share Image
Sometimes humour is all we have to say the things that can't be said. — Simon R. Green Copy Share Image
The only reason Why people going to watch Titanic 3D is Because of The Painting scene… — Pacifiersucker Copy Share Image
“It is well known that any drive to reduce paperwork only results in extra paperwork” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“You are not the first, and will not be the last, to say so. I wear my “warped” label with pride.” — Jessica Park Copy Share Image
“Nonsense, this is my home and I must defend it. It’s time for Santa to get serious.” — Michael Diack Copy Share Image
“Supermarkets were introduced into Britain to destroy small businesses and create a sense of social alienation” — Little Britain Copy Share Image
A WISE MAN washes his hand after he PEES. But, A WISER MAN Doesn't PEE On his hand ... — Pacifiersucker Copy Share Image
... what such people miscall their religion, is a vent for their bad humours and arrogance. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Adults who use big words in order to seem intelligent are annoying, especially those who are not intelligent.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“ Status: Naked. On bed. With boy. Systems overheating. Sudden doubts multiplying. Meltdown imminent. ” — J.C. Lillis Copy Share Image
“I often don't know where my Luggage is, that's what being a tourist is all about," said Twoflower.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
