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Religion supposed Heaven and Hell, the word of God, and sacraments, and twenty other circumstances which, taken seriously, are a wonderful check… — Jonathan Swift Copy Share Image
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As Aboriginal people we have always retained our resilience, our humour and our cultural integrity - we will always retain our dreams… — Ken Wyatt Copy Share Image
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