Humour Quote by Kaje Harper Download Open image ““The whole room said, "Admire without touching anything and then get out.”” — Kaje Harper ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humour
“Somebody incredibly attractive just came into the room, and I ceased to pay attention to a word you were saying.” — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
“... the vacuum left by the departing visitor seemed to echo along the hallway and into the walls. It was at those times, when… — Jacqueline Winspear Copy Share Image
“So he was handsome. That fact did nothing to soften her feelings toward the walking interference she studied across the room.” — Eliza Lloyd Copy Share Image
“She entered the manor, but couldn’t help feeling that she was trying to hold together a carpet as dozens of people pulled out threads… — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
“He slipped into the room after her, unaware that he was being followed.” — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
“And it is strange that absence can feel like presence. A missing so complete that if it were to go away, I would turn… — Ally Condie, Crossed Copy Share Image
“She looked at nobody, but just before she went out, she raised her eyes and took a speedy glance at me. There was something… — Agatha Christie Copy Share Image
“I was so empty inside that I took all my cues about who I was from other people.” — Kimberly Wollenburg Copy Share Image
“I glance away, trying not to gawk at his naked body. “You can look, you know,” he says as he takes a clean t-shirt… — Allie Everhart Copy Share Image
“As I observed him sitting there, a heavy look in his eyes, I longed to reach behind that barrier and pull out the warm,… — Jacqueline Simon Gunn Copy Share Image
“What good is a book no-one can read, save for the paper?" He was lucky I'd had to let him live. If my glare… — Kaje Harper Copy Share Image
“Someday,” Mac said almost inaudibly. Tony turned to see the big man’s eyes fixed on the same couple. To his surprise, Mac went on,… — Kaje Harper Copy Share Image
“you’ve been all black and white, like Kansas. It’s time to get back to Oz. Enjoy the colors.” — Kaje Harper Copy Share Image
“Mark Twain said, two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead.” — Kaje Harper Copy Share Image
“Only one man I love enough to do something like golfing for, and it’s not Dad.” — Kaje Harper Copy Share Image
“The minister’s voice floated around them. “We are gathered here today to celebrate the joining of these two men in marriage. Through many long… — Kaje Harper Copy Share Image
“Hey!” Marty protested. “I have the best gaydar around.” “Except when you’re wrong. Like that construction worker?” “I’m not wrong just because they won’t… — Kaje Harper Copy Share Image
“Of course he was a politician. He had a lot of experience in saying nothing in a hundred words or more.” — Kaje Harper Copy Share Image
“Did you know, the Alpha bond is a lot like the mate bond. The first twenty-four hours are apparently intense. I took oath from… — Kaje Harper Copy Share Image
“Sometimes his life felt like a Venn diagram, a series of overlapping circles, each with their disconnects. He could share Mac with Ben, his… — Kaje Harper Copy Share Image
“law that stated you didn't advertise any event you hadn't attended, any place you'd never been, or any band you didn't really listen to.” — Mhairi McFarlane Copy Share Image
To refer even in passing to unpublished or struggling authors and their problems is to put oneself at some risk, so I will say… — Kingsley Amis Copy Share Image
“Wish in one hand, shit in the other, see which one fills up faster.” — Noelle Oxenhandler Copy Share Image
“Men circle like bees around honey, buzzing to communicate their sexual despair.” — Carla H Krueger Copy Share Image
It goes to show you how we in the press so often miss the big stories that are right under our noses. There is… — Roger Ebert Copy Share Image
“What if," replied Inspector Fry in the same maddeningly curteous tone, "we were all to construct daisy chains and drape them so as to… — Lyndsay Faye Copy Share Image
No woman ever yet either reasoned or acted long together consequentially; but some little thing, some love, some resentment, somepresent momentary interest, some supposed… — Lord Chesterfield Copy Share Image
“Holy shit," somebody muttered in the dark. "A virgin," sputtered another. "I didn't know they still made them." "He just did.” — Larry Kramer Copy Share Image
“True, science has conquered many diseases, broken the genetic code, and even placed human beings on the moon, and yet when a man of… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
“John, let me make one thing clear,” Jim said, cutting me off in his most stern, evangelical voice. “Every man is blessed with his… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“Life is like yoga; the only way you can enjoy it is by relaxing into any position you happen to find yourself in.” — Jon Wakeham Copy Share Image
