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An important skill all leaders must have is a great sense of humor, humor keeps everyone at ease and break the ice… — Christopher Chan Copy Share Image
It's a sad day for American Capitalism when a man can't fly a midget on a kite over central park. — Jim Moran Copy Share Image
“AAAAIIIE! You're the guy with the things, and the thing that does that thing, and then you did that one thing! Oh,… — Howard Tayler Copy Share Image
“If you're going to live here, staying civil is as much a duty as sitting the steps or washing dishes. Now, while… — Scott Lynch Copy Share Image
We are not evil. We don't harm or seduce people. We are not dangerous. We are ordinary people like you. We have… — Margot Adler Copy Share Image
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“Or that time she made a snowman in Britt-Marie and Kent’s garden right under their balcony and dressed it up in grown-up… — Fredrik Backman Copy Share Image
I am thrilled that DDLJ has beaten all records, Shah Rukh Khan and I share a close friendship that translates onto the… — Kajol Copy Share Image
“They say that maths is a language. So how do I order a pizza with extra cheese in maths?” — Greg Curtis Copy Share Image
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“It’s hard to tell sometimes if Etheny’s stories are true, as you will see, so I will lay down the story as… — Skeleton Cat E L Parfitt Copy Share Image
“You quoted Oscar Wilde.” I smiled. Hayden laughed. “Yeah, that was, like, the height of geekdom.” “No. It was kind of cool.” — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
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“Good choice. You have selected the SUV. Press one for a black SUV. Press two for powder blue. Press three for bright… — Chris Dolley Copy Share Image
“Beatrix wished she were a swooning sort of female. It seemed the only appropriate response to the situation. Unfortunately, no matter how… — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
“In my time first cousins did not meet like strangers. But we are learning modesty from the Americans, and old English ways… — Joseph Sheridan Le Fanu Copy Share Image
“It doesn't matter if it's the real world or fictional," I insisted. "Crushes are the best part of liking someone, and they… — Liz Czukas Copy Share Image
Humour is essentially a comforter, reconciling us to things as they are in contrast to things as they might be. — Stephen Leacock Copy Share Image
“Mason is ambidextrous. That means that he can use either his right or left hand. For some reason, when I was little,… — S.E. Hinton Copy Share Image
I have been lately introduced to the famous Thomas Paine, and like him very well. He is vain beyond all belief, but… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I have the most fantastic, stupendous, magnificent idea. Why it’s better than television," he said, standing there in red, tartan pyjamas, his… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Thirty years of marriage to Erasto had taught her much, namely that men were reckless by nature, full of bluster, most incompetent,… — A. H. Septimius Copy Share Image
“Let me get this straight. The future of our relationship hinged on advice from a fifteen-year-old girl, a probably untrue story from… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
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“We are sometimes dragged into a pit of unhappiness by someone else’s opinion that we do not look happy.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“It was a damned near-run thing, I must admit,' said Jack, modestly; then after a pause he laughed and said, 'I remember… — Patrick O'Brian Copy Share Image
“Just now he was on a mind-blowing adventure and it was rapidly spiralling out of control, and this is what he needed… — Max Nowaz Copy Share Image
I usually balance out autobiography with goofy, amusing stuff to help keep the humour in my more serious work. — Jeffrey Brown Copy Share Image
“My family tree spreads wide as well. I am a great ape, and you are a great ape, and so are chimpanzees… — Katherine Applegate Copy Share Image
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