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There are two kinds of people in the world. Those who love chocolate, and communists. . . — Leslie Moak Murray Copy Share Image
“You quoted Oscar Wilde.” I smiled. Hayden laughed. “Yeah, that was, like, the height of geekdom.” “No. It was kind of cool.” — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
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She had...the glimmerings of a sense of humour - which is simply another name for a sense of the fitness of things. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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Genuinely great humour recognises the world it's describing and yet we are also called into question by it. That's what great art… — Simon Critchley Copy Share Image
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People who know me know that there's a light-hearted side, humour... But you could easily say I am cheeky. — Waris Ahluwalia Copy Share Image
Make it dark, make it grim, make it tough, but then, for the love of God, tell a joke. — Joss Whedon Copy Share Image
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Humour plays close to the big, hot fire, which is the truth, and the reader feels the heat. — E. B. White Copy Share Image
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