“Cops do this every day, rifling closets and digging through your dildo drawer.” — David Wong Copy Share Image
“The boy knew that escaping school was the surest sign of his election.” — Flannery O'Connor Copy Share Image
“Maxim 11: Everything is air-droppable at least once. -The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries” — Howard Tayler Copy Share Image
“..the nuclear family from across the street, which, as a result of decay, truly did have 2.5 kids;” — Robin Becker Copy Share Image
“The nuisance of her presence outweighs the gratification to be derived from tormenting her” — Emily Bronte Copy Share Image
“Soul: As a cool guy, I'm used to seeing naked women. Blair: That explains the nosebleed” — Atsushi Ohkubo Copy Share Image
“I think that people's sexual preferences are a legitimate subject for humour, dirty humour if at all possible.” — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
“In some cases, you can tell how somebody is being treated by their own boss from the way they are treating someone… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“A game?’ Rob spluttered. ‘A bloody game?’ He turned to face his father. ‘This is your bloody fault! I’m living your bloody… — Dougie Brimson Copy Share Image
“Saying that you do not remember something or someone is a less embarrassing or hurtful way of saying that you do not… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Are you sure I can't mend a shirt or darn a sock for you in trade? Anything?" "You can quit your yammerin'… — Karen Witemeyer Copy Share Image
“Let me go!" She tore off a mirror and brandished it in his face. "I mean it! I don't want to go… — Gina Damico Copy Share Image
Common sense and a sense of humour are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humour is just common… — Clive James Copy Share Image
When somebody says something stupid to me, I usually alleviate it with laughter and humour. I make light of it to educate… — Tan France Copy Share Image
“Wolfe still paid no attention to me. As a matter of fact, I didn't expect him to, since he was busy taking… — Rex Stout Copy Share Image
“Two death sentences? Really? I mean, you look very well, considering.” Crane grinned at him. “One was in absentia. One wasn’t, and… — K.J. Charles Copy Share Image
It seems to me that humour is everybody's way of keeping sane and standing off from the situations so that they can… — Diana Wynne Jones Copy Share Image
“Waiting for a book to be published is like having a baby. It would be nine months before we heard the patter… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You're giving up the hunt for de Taillebourg?' Thomas asked. He had learned the priest's name from Robbie. 'No.' Robbie still had… — Bernard Cornwell Copy Share Image
“He wondered often how he would ever recognize the first chill, flush, twinge, ache, belch, sneeze, stain, lethargy, vocal slip, loss of… — Joseph Heller Copy Share Image
“GUIL: It [Hamlet's madness] really boils down to symptoms. Pregnant replies, mystic allusions, mistaken identities, arguing his father is his mother, that… — Tom Stoppard Copy Share Image
His wry sense of humour and his stalwart courage were an inspiring example to so many. His ability to laugh at Life's… — John McLeod Copy Share Image
“Well we kind of tried to kill each other in a duel to the death." "I see. You tried the diplomatic approach.” — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“I don't want any gay people hanging around me while I'm killing kids. I just don't want to see it.” — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
“All the best pubs are built on a hill, so you can slope in and roll out.” — Benny Bellamacina Copy Share Image
“I think I know where my life went wrong. For all the world's a stage and I'm a lousy actor!” — Greg Curtis Copy Share Image
“Don't think that people hate you, strongly dislike is a better word for it.” — Sarah van Waterschoot Copy Share Image
I love the way Lady Gaga finds humour in fashion, but it's still very stylised. — Kim Gordon Copy Share Image
GUILLOTINE, n. A machine which makes a Frenchman shrug his shoulders with good reason. — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. — Peter Ustinov Copy Share Image
“I don't even like turkey. It's dry and weird. And so leggy I feel like I'm dining on Rhonda Burchmore” — Chrissie Swan Copy Share Image
“We're giving each other space." "You know what I think?" He shook his head. "Space is for astronauts." ” — Anna McPartlin Copy Share Image
It's rare that you discover something by accident that resonates with your sense of humour. — Richard Herring Copy Share Image
![“GUIL: It [Hamlet's madness] really boils down to symptoms. Pregnant replies, mystic allusions, mistaken identities, arguing his father is his mother, that sort of thing; intimations of suicide, forgoing of exercise, loss of mirth, hints of claustrophobia not to say delusions of imprisonment…” quote by Tom Stoppard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/897/tom-stoppard-437_fitness_guil-it-hamlet-s-madness-really-boils-do_2457780.jpg)
