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I think of myself as a writer with a sense of humour rather than a comedy writer. Happy to tell a story… — Steven Moffat Copy Share Image
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Life is a campus: in a Greenwich Village bookstore, looking for a New Yorker collection, I asked of an earnest-looking assistant where… — Keith Waterhouse Copy Share Image
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“The executioner's argument was that you couldn't cut of something's head unless there was a trunk to sever it from. He'd never… — Lewis Carroll Copy Share Image
“This was supposed to be yesterday. I was sitting on the Cardiff/London train, supposedly about to write this very column, and realising… — Steven Moffat Copy Share Image
“Daniel Craig is sitting on a carrot, Jude Law is sitting on Daniel Craig's head.” — Diane Messidoro Copy Share Image
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This false distance is present everywhere: in spy films, in Godard, in modern advertising, which uses it continually as a cultural allusion.… — Jean Baudrillard Copy Share Image
“Where do rumors come from, Sir Kofa?" i was truly curious to know the answer. "Where don't they come from? I suppose… — Max Frei Copy Share Image
“The National Party's Barnaby Joyce has mocked Pastor Daniel for calling bottle shops 'Satan's stronghold'. It occurs to me that if Pastor… — John Safran Copy Share Image
“Somebody should have taken him to a stationary store and pointed out the difference between an envelope and a whore.” — Richard Brautigan Copy Share Image
“…a waitress came out and plonked in front of each of us a small standard terra-cotta flowerpot in which had been baked… — Bill Bryson Copy Share Image
“I'm pretty sure my parents are pretending they are sick. I know because I taught them both to do that little trick.… — Ted Scheu Copy Share Image
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With their own record of killing 12 million American Indians and supporting slavery for four decades after the British abolished it, Americans… — Andrew Roberts Copy Share Image
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