“Analyse it; chance of getting succeed are always greater than failure” — Harishankar Kaushik Copy Share Image
“It's not so much an afterlife' Said Arthur, 'more a sort of apres vie” — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
Wear shirt once: Dirty. Wear hoodie every day for three months: Still clean. — Bishwajeet Pattnayak Copy Share Image
The best thing about humour is that it shows people they are not alone. — Sid Caesar Copy Share Image
“Just because he likes the same bizzaro crap as you doesn't mean he's your soul mate.” — Rachel Hansen Copy Share Image
We need a war every 10 years, so we can stay match fit in case the Germans try again. — Al Murray Copy Share Image
“Meg's face clouded, and I wondered if she was going to rain the way people do sometimes.” — Ray Rhamey Copy Share Image
Really dark times bring out this need for humour. Even if it's very dark humour, it's still bringing out some kind of… — Sophie Thatcher Copy Share Image
I want to live in Britain with a sense of humour - where there are no groups whose life choices are 'above'… — Andrea Leadsom Copy Share Image
“What the hell are you doing here? You weren't on the guest list. Hell, you people aren't on anybody's guest list. If… — Simon R. Green Copy Share Image
Humour is almost like a coping mechanism and everybody's up for having a bit of craic to try and pull through and… — Jamie-Lee O'Donnell Copy Share Image
“He moved to sniff some white-and-yellow flowers. A nightmare. This was a nightmare. “You can’t really like flowers.” Again those dark eyes… — Sarah J Maas Copy Share Image
“She had surrendered her virtue at six-and-ten, to a beautiful blond-haired sailor on a trading galley up from Lys. He only knew… — George R.R. Martin Copy Share Image
If you give a man a fish, he'll be happy for an hour, if you teach a man to fish he,ll be… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Taking good care of your husband or wife is the best way to thank their parent or parents for having taken good… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“His knowledge of country lore was a little hazy, but he felt fairly sure that if the cows lay down, it meant… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“I was so attracted to him I could have peed myself right there on the spot, but I hadn't done anything like… — Harvard Lampoon Copy Share Image
“Snake Street is an area I should avoid. Yet that night I was drawn there as surely as if I had an… — K. Ritz Copy Share Image
This is it, folks. This is the idea which has kept me virtually unknown for the past 16 years. I have watched… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
“Sometimes this just happens,” Kylie said, much calmer now that she had a sneak preview of his comeuppance. “Just happens?” Burnett bellowed… — C.C. Hunter Copy Share Image
“Do not oversleep and miss the school bus- you'll be late. That's a habit teachers generally don't appreciate. Never tell your friends… — Bruce Lansky Copy Share Image
“When I was done raking and bagging, I banged on the door and demanded entry /...let me in by the hair on… — Gillibran Brown Copy Share Image
Jokes often arise involuntarily, like dreams, and tend to be swiftly forgotten. From these similarities Freud inferred that jokes and dreams share… — Jim Holt Copy Share Image
“Every other girl in school thinks you're the hottest thing since the microwave.” — Linda Kage Copy Share Image
My lady is so hot, she melted all the cold memories of my previous girlfriend — Londa Ntombela Copy Share Image
“What sort of place lets you drive and vote and fuck before it lets you drink a beer?” ~Mark Cooper” — Lisa Henry Copy Share Image
I might look like somebody who lives next door but I've a dark, twisted sense of humour. — Sarah Millican Copy Share Image
“Nobody wants to give up a weekend-long excuse to dress up and attempt to outshine one another.” — Elizabeth Eulberg Copy Share Image
“Yes, it's amazing how little use you get out of a lemon zester on an all-blood diet.” — Alexis Hall Copy Share Image
“Well, my story, surely, would furnish out a surprising kind of novel, if it were to be well told.” — Samuel Richardson Copy Share Image
“You can print a book, unfortunately you can’t print the audience” — Benny Bellamacina Copy Share Image
“We all have problems. Or rather, everyone has at least one thing that they regard as a problem.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“She couldn't help thinking that something was wrong with a person had more shoes than books in their home.” — Victoria Connelly Copy Share Image
“Not everyone who has killed themselves because they were HIV positive would have been killed by AIDS.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“C'mon. I'll show you." "Thou speakest strange!" Pearl said. "So do thou!" I said. "Thee!" "Thou!" I said.” — Eileen Favorite Copy Share Image
The Battle of Koom Valley is the only one known to history where both sides ambushed each other. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
