“I couldn't remember the cats' names any better than the dogs'. Four of them were named after the Horsemen of the Apocalypse,… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
“In the yard of the inn, Daffy Cadwaladyr introduced himself. "Short for Davyd," he said pleasantly. The Londoner looked as if she'd… — Emma Donoghue Copy Share Image
“He says that it is good luck to rub the head of a dwarf,” Haldon said after an exchange with the guard… — George R.R. Martin Copy Share Image
Humour allows us to see that ultimately things don't make sense. The only thing that truly makes sense is letting go of… — Dzigar Kongtrul Rinpoche Copy Share Image
“... he paraphrased his father's favourite saint, Augustine: Lord, make my wife virtuous, but not yet.” — Zin Murphy Copy Share Image
I like men with quick wit, good conversation and a great sense of humour. I love banter. I want a man to… — Emma Watson Copy Share Image
“He unlaced his arms and took a step forward. "You hurt?" "Not badly." She tried to smile, but her lips only curved… — Karen Witemeyer Copy Share Image
“Tom. Tom, look at me. Has Nora agreed to marry you?" "No, but she will because she has to.” — Robyn Carr Copy Share Image
We were a very funny family. Humour was the tool with which my brother and I tried to get attention. We were… — Meg Cabot Copy Share Image
“May a man live well-, and long-enough, to leave many joyful widows behind him.” — Roman Payne Copy Share Image
“One group of riders doped, the others alongside them racing clean. You can work out for yourselves which group was fastest.” — David Millar Copy Share Image
“Sokrates' wife, Xanthippe, had in antiquity a reputation as a shrew - but being married to such a man would have tried… — Hilary J. Deighton Copy Share Image
“We seldom look up to the person; we usually look up to their persona.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Ben walks in the room and asks, “What were you guys doing?” Nikki says “Nothing” at the same time I say, “Your… — Simone Elkeles Copy Share Image
“On the drive up here, I saw a goose," he says. "A Canada goose. Fred told me they shit something horrible. They… — Brian Francis Copy Share Image
Please go on, make your threats. I don't like to submit to mere implication. — Marcus Tullius Cicero Copy Share Image
Dear Yahoo, I've Never Heard Anyone Say, 'I Don't Know, Let's Yahoo It!' Sincerely Yours, Google — Pacifiersucker Copy Share Image
“Snow stepped forward and slapped Josette, who slapped her back. Emmaline dropped the spoon and slapped them both - she had never… — Louise Erdrich Copy Share Image
“But there's magic too. You'll pick that up. It don't take much intelligence, otherwise wizards wouldn't be able to do it.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“I don't know who you are; you could be an axe murderer for all I know. How am I supposed to trust… — Wendy Owens Copy Share Image
“I like bread, and I like butter - but I like bread with butter best.” — Sarah Weiner Copy Share Image
“Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader.” — Jackson Radcliffe Copy Share Image
“If i understand correctly, he said, I'm to fight the duel because, if I refuse, I'll be hanged. If I fight I'm… — Andrzej Sapkowski Copy Share Image
Up to this point White has been following well-known analysis. But now he makes a fatal error: he begins to use his… — Siegbert Tarrasch Copy Share Image
“Various large trees— willowy peppers and especially the pines—seem to be reaching down to hold your hand.” — Tom Hillman Copy Share Image
I think deep down, this planet yearns for the days of the British Empire again. They long once more to be treated… — John Oliver Copy Share Image
“Hey, now , enough of that.” Wyeth shook her again, gentler this time, then ducked his head and peered under the curtain… — Sonya Lano Copy Share Image
“I've never felt erotica was a 'niche market'. 50 years ago, Earth's population was 3 billion. Now it's 7 billion. That tells… — Alex Milton Copy Share Image
“Sure, knowledge is power but it doesn’t hurt to also have a sword. Just in case.” Heartan, Viddion marah.” — Taylor Grace Copy Share Image
“Are you saying that the Rebel Alliance were religious terrorists and Yoda was a benefit cheat?” — Dave Turner Copy Share Image
There is a lot of rubbish written about toilet humour - people saying it is childish and pretending it is beneath them… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“She whispers in my ear: ‘"Tell me that you wan' fuck me hard, make me sweat." In the excitement, she misses out… — Joe Dunthorne Copy Share Image
“The Guti were a band of mountain barbarians. It's always the way, isn't it? Everything is blamed on 'the barbarians” — stephen fry Copy Share Image
People, particularly over-moralistic Americans, have often seen me as a pessimist and humourless to boot, yet I think I have an almost… — J. G. Ballard Copy Share Image
“Mmmmmm I like that thing you do with your tongue. What do you call it? Speaking? Yeah, I dig it” — Bo burnham Copy Share Image
