Humour is but the faint terrestrial echo of the hideous laughter of the blind mad gods that squat leeringly and sardonically in… — H. P. Lovecraft Copy Share Image
“For a sane person to sincerely be happy that someone has succeeded, they have to either be profiting or likely to profit… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Kevyn, Ennesby tells me you are building a time machine. Actually I'm finished. In one afternoon? Wow... Does it work? After a… — Howard Tayler Copy Share Image
“You are, I think, a little bit contemptuous of the way I prosecute my inquiries," he said with a twinkle.” — Agatha Christie Copy Share Image
“It may be that The Great Gatsby is as perfect, word for word, just in terms of English; but Ulysses is deeper,… — Stephen Fry Copy Share Image
“Time travel is complicated, or so we think, since we have not yet managed to actually figure out how to do it.” — Serena Yates Copy Share Image
“While 'Rap Trax!' recorded, Neel found some scrap paper and we started writing our first lyrics. Bandying about subject matter and title,… — Nikesh Shukla Copy Share Image
“If a wizard should take up residence in your garden, and requests food, you are obliged to feed him.” — Mark Jackman Copy Share Image
“I was doing my little stand up shtick, the one I did for pretty girls, so they'd like me quickly and wouldn't… — Emily M. Danforth Copy Share Image
“Let me say this: being an idiot is no box of chocolates. People laugh, lose patience, treat you shabby. Now they say… — Winston Groom Copy Share Image
The hardest part about being in radiohead is being inside a giant head that is a radio. Ha ha, little english humour… — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
“I’ll always be your friend,” he said. “Your best friend, if you let me. But I want to be your lover, too.”… — Robyn Carr Copy Share Image
What we need are lots of girls who aren't as good as us, who'll treat us with the proper respect and reverance. — David Norwood Copy Share Image
“The plain of Bedegraine was a forest of pavilions. They looked like old-fashioned bathing tents, and were every colour of the rainbow.… — T.H. White Copy Share Image
“Shame on you. Don't tell me you've been married for an hour and you've already got eyes for another woman.” — Mordecai Richler Copy Share Image
Humour is not a postscript or an incidental afterthought - rather it is a serious and weighty part of the world's economy. — Oscar W. Firkins Copy Share Image
My lady is so hot, she melted all the cold memories of my previous girlfriend — Londa Ntombela Copy Share Image
“No," he said, "look, it's very, very simple ... all I want ... is a cup of tea. You are going to… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“Well, some men learn by listening, some read, some observe and analyze — and some of us just have to pee on… — Spider Robinson Copy Share Image
“You are a more powerful person than you might have ever imagined.” Maxwell D. Kalist.” — Carla H Krueger Copy Share Image
It was a dangerous profession I had chosen ... because no one likes a funny kid. In fact, adults are scared silly… — Art Buchwald Copy Share Image
“We would not be ashamed of doing some of the things we do in private, if the number of sane human beings… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“She was the sort of woman who could suck out free will and self esteem with a look.” — Tyne O'Connell Copy Share Image
“We sometimes try to impress people we just met by not trying to impress them.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“One can hardly do anything productive when one knows there is cake in the fridge.” — Joyce Rachelle Copy Share Image
“He begged hard, and said he couldn't play—a plausible excuse, but too thin; there wasn't a musician in the country that could.” — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“Faith and mathematics don't only bring you back to the people you love. They can also bring you to the people you… — Claudia Gray Copy Share Image
“Oh—and you need to work on making my opinion more important than Josh’s, too. I know it’s a stretch—he’s your most intimate… — Amy Lane Copy Share Image
“Thursday morning. I usually let my Mum wake me up but today I have set my alarm for seven. Even from under… — Joe Dunthorne Copy Share Image
“Being dropped by your stalker is pretty bad. I mean he watches you week-in, week-out for almost a year, and then you… — Belle Aurora Copy Share Image
“Many millions of pregnancies—many if not most of which have each led to the birth of at least one child—were each used… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
I guess my sense of humour leans more towards irony and tongue-in-cheek performance. — Eliza Scanlen Copy Share Image
“When selecting a one-night stand, a heterosexual woman who is materialistic is a trillion times more likely to choose a sexually unattractive… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“The other one was filled with loud and obnoxious tourists. Always boasting on winning a sand castle competition and seeing who could… — Erica Sehyun Song Copy Share Image
“I suppose we should contact the local authorities?” said Wilbur. “I’m a princess,” said Harriet. “We’re in the hamster kingdom. I kinda… — Ursula Vernon Copy Share Image
