Humour Quote by Molly Looby Download Open image ““You know what would be awesome? . . . If I could have a machete.”” — Molly Looby ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.8 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humour Za Zombie Zombies
“Doing this would be like starting with a paper cut and trying to bandage it with a machete.” — Jilly Gagnon Copy Share Image
“You would think you could just stick a goddamn sword through 'em and be done with it.” — Kat Mellon Copy Share Image
“The machete was needed anytime you had to slash out your own trail. This necessity arose more often than a person who is not… — Patrick F. McManus Copy Share Image
“We all know what a big giant sword you have, I’m sure. No need for you to wave it in our faces yet again.” — George R.R. Martin Copy Share Image
“It may be there’s such a thing as a tool than can’t be used as a weapon, but I’ve never met one.” — Matthew Stover Copy Share Image
“Be an unstoppable force. Write with an imaginary machete strapped to your thigh…” — Liani Taylor Copy Share Image
“You'll have to do better than that measly steel blade to make a dent in me.” — Amy Plum Copy Share Image
“I had no idea that the simple act of running a sharp blade across my wrist would change everything so completely. I wasn’t after… — Victoria Leatham Copy Share Image
“I'm not quite Machiavellian enough to set him up, but if he strays too close to the edge I might give him a nudge.” — Joe Haldeman Copy Share Image
“People say talking to yourself is the first sign of madness. It's not. It's eye bloody spy.” — Molly Looby Copy Share Image
“My heart was still beating, I was still breathing, but was living something more?” — Molly Looby Copy Share Image
“Life gets tangled and matter - especially when things start to go right.” — Molly Looby Copy Share Image
“law that stated you didn't advertise any event you hadn't attended, any place you'd never been, or any band you didn't really listen to.” — Mhairi McFarlane Copy Share Image
To refer even in passing to unpublished or struggling authors and their problems is to put oneself at some risk, so I will say… — Kingsley Amis Copy Share Image
“Wish in one hand, shit in the other, see which one fills up faster.” — Noelle Oxenhandler Copy Share Image
“Men circle like bees around honey, buzzing to communicate their sexual despair.” — Carla H Krueger Copy Share Image
It goes to show you how we in the press so often miss the big stories that are right under our noses. There is… — Roger Ebert Copy Share Image
“What if," replied Inspector Fry in the same maddeningly curteous tone, "we were all to construct daisy chains and drape them so as to… — Lyndsay Faye Copy Share Image
No woman ever yet either reasoned or acted long together consequentially; but some little thing, some love, some resentment, somepresent momentary interest, some supposed… — Lord Chesterfield Copy Share Image
“Holy shit," somebody muttered in the dark. "A virgin," sputtered another. "I didn't know they still made them." "He just did.” — Larry Kramer Copy Share Image
“True, science has conquered many diseases, broken the genetic code, and even placed human beings on the moon, and yet when a man of… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
“John, let me make one thing clear,” Jim said, cutting me off in his most stern, evangelical voice. “Every man is blessed with his… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“Life is like yoga; the only way you can enjoy it is by relaxing into any position you happen to find yourself in.” — Jon Wakeham Copy Share Image
