Humour Quote by Richelle Mead

“Perhaps the prophecy is true, after all,”

— Serra Elinsen

“That is the nature of prophecy... Prophecy will bite your prick off every time.”

— George R.R. Martin

“Truth is a jealous, vicious mistress that never, ever sleeps.”

— Tahereh Mafi

“She is the woman. Already, part of the prophecy has come to pass, eh? Her voice has been returned to her.” “And she has…

— Catherine Anderson

“Don't call what isn't prophecy "prophecy." Don't say "the Lord told me" if you're not about to quote a Bible verse.”

— Dan Phillips

“Who says there have been no female prophet on earth, what about your mother.”

— M.F. Moonzajer

“She needs a prophet's skill to sort out the man whose bed she shares.”

— Euripides

“Everybody thinks they’re a prophet. They must, or nobody would get married. Or maybe at a 50% divorce rate, only half the people are…

— Jarod Kintz

“...is the writer a prophet or priest - does he show the truth or serve the truth?...”

— John Geddes

“Truth is a jealous, vicious mistress that never ever sleeps, is what I don’t tell him. I’ll never be okay.”

— Tahereh Mafi

“Gorghan of Old Ghis once wrote that a prophecy is like a treacherous woman. She takes your member in her mouth, and you moan…

— George R.R. Martin

Rest. Heal. Sleep. I shall most likely kill you on the morrow.” “You? A Princess Bride quote?” I croaked. “What is that?” she asked.

— Jim Butcher