“You want to know what I'm wearing?" "Not unless you think it'll really get me excited." "I'm afraid clothes have to have… — Joe R. Lansdale Copy Share Image
“It was here in Mayfair, that adjectives such as gracious elegant sophisticated and sublime trip off the tongue like coins into a… — Tyne O'Connell Copy Share Image
You aim comedy up. If comedy is aimed down, you're a jerk. You laugh at the powerful as a way of bringing… — Haroon Moghul Copy Share Image
“Loneliness tortures many if not most of the elderly more intensely and more frequently than it torments many if not most of… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
I like my man to be witty; he needs a sense of humour and needs to be extremely well-mannered. — Esha Gupta Copy Share Image
“Adams dealt him so sound a Compliment over his Face with his Fist, that the Blood immediately gushed out of his Nose… — Henry Fielding Copy Share Image
Confusions in life: Why is the word ABBREVIATION too long? If a TURTLE loses his shell, is it Naked or Homeless? If… — Pacifiersucker Copy Share Image
“Are you all right?'' I nodded my damn chicken head and prayed prayed like the world and all the victims of war,… — Cecy Robson Copy Share Image
“Fabre stood up. He placed his fingertips on d‘Anton’s temples. “Put your fingers here,” he said. “Feel the resonance. Put them here,… — Hilary Mantel Copy Share Image
“Are you following me?" He asked. "Us?" I was the first to speak. "Um, maybe. Hi there. How are you tonight?" He… — Michelle Rowen Copy Share Image
If I ever complain to an agent about anything, he always has a pained look on his face, like, "How can you… — Mickey Rooney Copy Share Image
The essence of humour is surprise; that is why you laugh when you see a joke in Punch. — A. P. Herbert Copy Share Image
It's all rot that they put in the war-news about the good humour of the troops, how they are arranging dances almost… — Erich Maria Remarque Copy Share Image
PHYSICIAN, n. One upon whom we set our hopes when ill and our dogs when well. — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
“There was something strangely compelling about a Japanese guy with lamb-chop sideburns and a voice so shrill you could be forgiven for… — Jamie Holoran Copy Share Image
“Some men would not still be HIV negative or alive, if they had managed to sleep with some of the women with… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“It also makes my father right again. How will I ever soar with the eagles if I'm surrounded by turkeys?” — A.S. King Copy Share Image
“Just because you said dragon demons were extinct—" "I said mostly extinct." Alec jabbed a finger toward him. "Mostly extinct," he said,… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
“Julia's unhappy relationship with the Inland Revenue was due to her omission, during four years of modestly successful practice at the Bar,… — Sarah Caudwell Copy Share Image
By pagans the Jews (and later Christians) were seen as perverse, almost indeed as atheists, for they denied the very existence of… — Adrian Goldsworthy Copy Share Image
“The big bad monster wasn't green and hiding under the bed, it wore tasteless floral prints, bright scarlet lipstick and sat in… — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
“I suppose we should send someone to make sure the queen does not come to the wall also,” the king jested. “I… — Alex George Copy Share Image
“I also decided I want to have a meaningful relationship. But only with one person. And then stay with that person for… — Valerie Z. Lewis Copy Share Image
“The look in her eyes told me that under any other circumstances, I would either already be naked with her on top… — Christina Lauren Copy Share Image
“Tionnax are always boasting that they were once annax.” Heartan, Viddion marah.” — Taylor Grace Copy Share Image
“It's never too late to change, unless you're already fully undressed” — Benny Bellamacina Copy Share Image
“Thatsh prieshts for you,” said the old man wetly. “Nothing by torc, torc, torc.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“He finds himself bored by the shenanigans of highly spirited young men. Their concerns reside somewhere between balder and dash.” — Sara Sheridan Copy Share Image
“She scarcely spoke at all and might have been one of those huge dolls which, when inclined backwards, say "Ma-ma" or "Pa-pa":… — Anthony Powell Copy Share Image
“It's spider season. Every year, right about now, thousands of the godless eight-legged bastards emerge from the bowels of hell (or the… — Charlie Brooker Copy Share Image
“In the cramped confines of the toilet I had trouble getting out of my wet trousers, which clung to my legs like… — Geoff Dyer Copy Share Image
“ “While I agree men fancy a good meal, Meredith, I daresay the stomach is not the most direct route to a… — Elisa Braden Copy Share Image
“What do you do,' said Jean, 'with, ah, "ungifted" children when you have them?' 'Cherish them and raise them, you imbecile. Most… — Scott Lynch Copy Share Image
“Yes, it's amazing how little use you get out of a lemon zester on an all-blood diet.” — Alexis Hall Copy Share Image
