“It was entirely possible I would sexually assault him if I got too close.” — Caroline Hanson Copy Share Image
“It was as if she was a wannabe Persian cat who had just tasted sour milk.” — Adele Rose Copy Share Image
Flip phones are just awesome. At the end of a heated argument, you can always flip it like Bitch, whatever! — Sky Copy Share Image
“Jim Morrison had star quality and he’s dead. Star quality’s no good to you when you’re dead.” — Neil Walker Copy Share Image
“Always blow your own trumpet, blowing someone else’s is unhygienic” — Benny Bellamacina Copy Share Image
“Hey, I wonder what the public would say if they knew two queer scientists were the ones trying to explain human sexuality… — S.L. Huang Copy Share Image
“Park's eyes got wide. well, sort of wide. Sometimes she wondered if the shape of his eyes affected how he saw things.… — Rainbow Rowell Copy Share Image
“Ow. Stop that. It hurts my brain. Isn't your brain distributed through your entire body? See why I want you to stop… — Howard Tayler Copy Share Image
Can you tell me the difference between a witch and a wizard?Sure, a wizard is what they call you when they want… — Barbara Hambly Copy Share Image
“God didn't call me to kill me. He called me to glory and virtue. My body has dropped on His feet to… — Patience Johnson Copy Share Image
Self-deprecating humour is a common form of comedy and it helps get the audience on side because you're being vulnerable. — Alex Brooker Copy Share Image
“On the drive up here, I saw a goose," he says. "A Canada goose. Fred told me they shit something horrible. They… — Brian Francis Copy Share Image
“There are a great many aspects to feline life, but the three most important - the Holy Trinity, if you will -… — Jem Vanston Copy Share Image
“At the bottom of the hill they came out of the trees to a busy street and Antwan said, "We cross here."… — Elmore Leonard Copy Share Image
“Is your wife the devil? That is the reason the bible says we should cast out devil. Is your husband the devil?… — Patience Johnson Copy Share Image
“Neither (brother) even glaced at the counter. She smiled. Her dumb brothers never cooked. She didn’t think they even knew how! A… — Nnedi Okorafor Copy Share Image
“Two days ago, the Preserve received a curious visitor. Our logbook shows the signature of a Ms. Notah Reelnaym, hailing from the… — Carrie Ryan Copy Share Image
I miss my grandmother every day. I miss her vitality, her interest in the lives of others, her courage and determination, her… — Prince Charles Copy Share Image
“He and I always think the same things are funny, and that is such a lot; it's dreadful when two people's senses… — Jean Webster Copy Share Image
“What do you do,' said Jean, 'with, ah, "ungifted" children when you have them?' 'Cherish them and raise them, you imbecile. Most… — Scott Lynch Copy Share Image
“It all comes down to a choice. Either choose a life separate from God, which comes with the worry that things can… — Spencer C Demetros Copy Share Image
In comedy, if you don't have the right tuning with your co-actor, the humour can fall flat. — Jacqueline Fernandez Copy Share Image
“There's only one thing in life more dangerous than a bad idea, and that's a good one.” — Greg Curtis Copy Share Image
Robbie minced into my life and he had the same oddball sense of humour as me. It was love at first laugh. — Ayda Field Copy Share Image
Days of Dutch courage, just three French letters, and a German sense of humour. — Elvis Costello Copy Share Image
Try to exercise gentleness, kindness and humour, and you cannot go far wrong. — Sophie Winkleman Copy Share Image
“Lord Carradice managed to look wicked, smug, and saintly, all at the same time.” — Anne Gracie Copy Share Image
Laughter is an independent, tremendously important, and lurid emotion. — Wyndham Lewis Copy Share Image
“It's never a good day when an ancient demon shows up on your toilet bowl.” — Angie Fox Copy Share Image
“The commander went, as they say in Ankh-Morpork, totally Librarian on them.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
You need quite good shock absorbers and a sense of humour to be the Prime Minister's child. — Carol Thatcher Copy Share Image
musicians rarely have a sense of humour, at least, about themselves. — Carolyn Wells Copy Share Image
“...the more of a fool a man is, the less he cares to look like one” — Joe Ambercrombie Copy Share Image
