Humour Quote by Benny Bellamacina Download Open image ““Always blow your own trumpet, blowing someone else’s is unhygienic”” — Benny Bellamacina ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.3 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humour Life Life lessons Philosophy Wisdom
“A society where you’re not allowed to blow your own trumpet is so much more nuanced, sophisticated and interesting than the grim world of… — David Mitchell Copy Share Image
“If someone can't hear a trumpet melody, sprinkle dirt on his head and declare him dead.” — Rumi Copy Share Image
“You don't need to blow the trumpet when you accomplished something because your work, your action will speak itself.” — Euginia Herlihy Copy Share Image
I was minding my own business when something says to me, "you ought to blow trumpet." I have just been trying ever since. — Miles Davis Copy Share Image
Sometimes I feel like you can toot your own trumpet too much. I don't really like that. — Bradley Wright-Phillips Copy Share Image
“The snores alone were quite a study, varying from the mild sniff to the stentorian snort, which startled the echoes and hoisted the performer… — Louisa May Alcott Copy Share Image
“I play the only instrument that takes in music rather than propelling it out: the ear trumpet. Don’t bother snickering at me—I am deaf… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Now I am a tin whistle Through which God blows, And I wish to God I were a trumpet --But why, God only knows.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Playing an instrument is its own reward. Cleaning out a spit valve is its own punishment.” — Peter James West Copy Share Image
“I can play the trumpet, but only if I have a sufficient quantity of anal lube.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“In life there are squares and there are circles, sometimes it's best to be an oblong” — Benny Bellamacina Copy Share Image
“We’re all odd balls; some people are just better at pretending to be even” — Benny Bellamacina Copy Share Image
“In the big scheme of things, all's we really need, is a little love” — Benny Bellamacina Copy Share Image
“law that stated you didn't advertise any event you hadn't attended, any place you'd never been, or any band you didn't really listen to.” — Mhairi McFarlane Copy Share Image
To refer even in passing to unpublished or struggling authors and their problems is to put oneself at some risk, so I will say… — Kingsley Amis Copy Share Image
“Wish in one hand, shit in the other, see which one fills up faster.” — Noelle Oxenhandler Copy Share Image
“Men circle like bees around honey, buzzing to communicate their sexual despair.” — Carla H Krueger Copy Share Image
It goes to show you how we in the press so often miss the big stories that are right under our noses. There is… — Roger Ebert Copy Share Image
“What if," replied Inspector Fry in the same maddeningly curteous tone, "we were all to construct daisy chains and drape them so as to… — Lyndsay Faye Copy Share Image
No woman ever yet either reasoned or acted long together consequentially; but some little thing, some love, some resentment, somepresent momentary interest, some supposed… — Lord Chesterfield Copy Share Image
“Holy shit," somebody muttered in the dark. "A virgin," sputtered another. "I didn't know they still made them." "He just did.” — Larry Kramer Copy Share Image
“True, science has conquered many diseases, broken the genetic code, and even placed human beings on the moon, and yet when a man of… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
“John, let me make one thing clear,” Jim said, cutting me off in his most stern, evangelical voice. “Every man is blessed with his… — David Wong Copy Share Image
Self-deprecating humour is a common form of comedy and it helps get the audience on side because you're being vulnerable. — Alex Brooker Copy Share Image
