Comedy Quotes by Benny Bellamacina

“Eat ten of your five a day and live twice as long”

— Benny Bellamacina

“In life there are squares and there are circles, sometimes it's best to be an oblong”

— Benny Bellamacina

“If you find yourself cutting corners, go in a circle instead”

— Benny Bellamacina

“When your tears become invisible, disappear”

— Benny Bellamacina

“Achieve everything and fail at the rest”

— Benny Bellamacina

“We’re all odd balls; some people are just better at pretending to be even”

— Benny Bellamacina

“I do, I am”

— Benny Bellamacina

“If you can hear the birds singing, you're in the right place”

— Benny Bellamacina

“When the loneliest place on earth is in your mind, move out!”

— Benny Bellamacina

“Always take a compliment, even if it’s not yours”

— Benny Bellamacina

“I grew up once, I decided never to do it again”

— Benny Bellamacina

“In the big scheme of things, all's we really need, is a little love”

— Benny Bellamacina