Demon-slayer Quote by Angie Fox Download Open image ““It's never a good day when an ancient demon shows up on your toilet bowl.”” — Angie Fox ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.8 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Demon-slayer Demons Good day Humour
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“Please remember, there is no such thing as safe sex with a demon.” — Mark Huntley-James Copy Share Image
“Then it hits me. I’m actually kneeling before a toilet. The throne, as other drunks call it. How many drunken nights and slungover mornings… — Mary Karr Copy Share Image
“(Unfortunately for Ben and Granny, it turns out that ancient poo does still pong.) After” — David Walliams Copy Share Image
“Besides, I think that on some level, every one of us needs to believe we can hold our own against the monsters in life—especially… — Angie Fox Copy Share Image
“He kissed me sweetly, gently, the way every girl deserves to be kissed at least once in her life.” — Angie Fox Copy Share Image
“Sure, people in the South called those individuals 'colorful,' but everyone knew it was just a nice word for bat-shit crazy.” — Angie Fox Copy Share Image
“Despite it all, I had to believe that honesty would be rewarded. That if I lived my life doing the right thing, good fortune… — Angie Fox Copy Share Image
“I think sometimes when you change, the last person who knows about it is you.” — Angie Fox Copy Share Image
“I closed my eyes and invoked the girlfriend privilege, planting my icy feet in the warm spot between his calves. Oh yes…his heat seared… — Angie Fox Copy Share Image
“What do you say to a guy who'd go to hell and back, just to be with you?” — Angie Fox Copy Share Image
“she wrote out an incident report. "Yes, Mr. Lemon. I agree. Those teenagers should not have positioned your garden gnomes like that. Yes. I… — Angie Fox Copy Share Image
“She’d die before she let that demon touch her again. But maybe that was his plan all along.” — Lisa Kessler Copy Share Image
“Trying to second-guess Tegan was like trying to track a tornado. A tornado he had no business chasing.” — Lisa Kessler Copy Share Image
“The cut under his eye and the split skin on his lower lip only enhanced his profile. He didn’t look defeated. He looked like… — Lisa Kessler Copy Share Image
