Quote by David Walliams Download Open image ““(Unfortunately for Ben and Granny, it turns out that ancient poo does still pong.) After”” — David Walliams ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.6 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“The stink came from the prison cubicle next door. Old Ben was in there and Ben was the dirtiest man alive.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“[From The Jilting of Granny Weatherall ] You waste life when you waste good food.” — Katherine Anne Porter Copy Share Image
“Ben often comes here. It's some kind of kangaroo graveyard. He likes to collect kangaroo bones. What can I say? It's just something Stink… — J.E. Fison Copy Share Image
“But right now, you need to finish this story. Because if I don’t find out what happens next, I’m going to poop myself a… — Brad Vance Copy Share Image
“You have a manure pile of memories. Nothing you can do about that. Now, you can drown in the stink, or turn it into… — Rebecca O'Donnell Copy Share Image
I poo poo the chit.' The attendant looked stunned. 'You cannot poo-poo the chit!' I do.' Kate said solemnly. 'I do poo-poo.' We'll walk. — Kenneth Oppel Copy Share Image
Definitely I love women, I love being around women, I find them incredible and intoxicating, and I've never had that feeling I get with… — David Walliams Copy Share Image
I have a pathological fear of being on my own. When I'm with my own thoughts, I start to unravel myself, and I start… — David Walliams Copy Share Image
I was depressed as a child. I found it hard to make friends. My favourite thing was locking myself in the bathroom and practising… — David Walliams Copy Share Image
“Alberta thought for a moment, and took a live mouse out of her pocket by its tail before dropping it into Wagner’s mouth. The… — David Walliams Copy Share Image
Writing for radio really focuses the mind, because you can't rely on thinking "Oh, just pull a funny face at the end of this… — David Walliams Copy Share Image
There's something about being a comedian that means you have to not be scared of failing because failing is part of the process. — David Walliams Copy Share Image
“nashin awa wi their een watterin. But naebody wis aw that freendly tae him. Naebody stapped for a blether.” — David Walliams Copy Share Image
People think writing a children's book is something you could do in an afternoon but it's actually really hard. — David Walliams Copy Share Image
I think most people that do comedy write for themselves. I don't think there is any other way you can do it, really. Otherwise… — David Walliams Copy Share Image
