“I’ve been living on the edge for so long, my friends call me Cliff” — Benny Bellamacina Copy Share Image
Whenever I see Myself In A Mirror, It Whispers,You're A Monster And I says Doubt Me. — NizamShahbaaz Copy Share Image
APOTHECARY, n. The physician's accomplice, undertaker's benefactor and grave worm's provider — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
I can laugh at anything, there's humour in all of it and I think the minute you find it, the better life… — Bianca Del Rio Copy Share Image
“...leaving no doubt he was the Chosen One. Chosen for what precisely, no one bothered to ask.” — Gourav Mohanty Copy Share Image
“We're guys, and we're Werewolves, and you're talking about throwing food away? Are you nuts, woman?" - Nick” — Justine Winter Copy Share Image
“(I’ve often noticed that people equate ‘having a sense of humour’ with ‘being an insensitive moron’.) This” — Sophie Kinsella Copy Share Image
“It was during Latin that the Austro-Hungarians arrived with their dogs and zombies to kill everyone at the Eden College for Young… — David Wake Copy Share Image
I honestly thought my marriage would work because me and the wife did share a sense of humour. We had to really,… — Frank Skinner Copy Share Image
“I walk. I talk. I shop. I sneeze. I'm gonna be a fireman when the floods roll back. There's trees in the… — Joss Whedon Copy Share Image
Life is a huge farce, and the advantage of possessing a sense of humour is that it enables one to defy fate… — George Gissing Copy Share Image
“He was a philosopher, if you know what that was.’ ‘A man who dreams of fewer things than there are in heaven… — Aldous Huxley Copy Share Image
“All men come to resemble their fathers. That isn’t a tragedy, but you need a hell of a sense of humour to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You should never relax your hold.” Then he flipped me off his shoulder. I hit the mat with a loud grunt. “Aw,… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
“In the old man's face there was nothing very special - save that the chin was so greatly projected that whenever he… — Nikolai Gogol Copy Share Image
“Whether it was the power of suggestion or whether her eyes really hadn't deceived her, I began noticing too that my face… — Cary Attwell Copy Share Image
Laughter is very infectious, and why it should be so is a most interesting neurological problem. But it also has other, more… — Semir Zeki Copy Share Image
“Even the Hindu neighbours had no way of figuring out what the priest recited, though it was in their mother tongue, Marathi.… — Kiran Nagarkar Copy Share Image
“…a waitress came out and plonked in front of each of us a small standard terra-cotta flowerpot in which had been baked… — Bill Bryson Copy Share Image
Books are pleasant, but if by being over-studious we impair our health and spoil our good humour, two of the best things… — Michel de Montaigne Copy Share Image
“After a lifetime of soft, easy living in the West, one's buttocks take an awful hammering out here. Backpacking around India is… — Frank Kusy Copy Share Image
“They’d be complaining about having to walk, and screeching at me to ‘do something, Freddy, do something!’” “But what could you do?”… — Anne Gracie Copy Share Image
“The truth is that I will always need you more than you need me. It’s also the truth that I’m not a… — Lily Morton Copy Share Image
The Awkward Moment When The Teacher Cracks A Joke In The Class And Nobody Laughs... — Pacifiersucker Copy Share Image
If I had no sense of humor I should long ago have committed suicide. — Mahatma Gandhi Copy Share Image
Analysing humour is like dissecting a frog few people are interested, and the frog dies. — Alan Ford Copy Share Image
The qualities I am looking for in Miss Right are intelligence and humour. — Brendan Coyle Copy Share Image
“To write you dreams of fantasy, is to create fantasy in another's dreams.” — Rob Shepherd Copy Share Image
“Always remember rule #6... don't take yourself so damn seriously” — Ben and Rosamund Zander Copy Share Image
“The leader had a beard and was wearing a caftan that looked as if it had been sewn by elves on hash.” — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
“Once I tried to kill myself with a bungee cord. I kept almost dying.” — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“CLUN (n.) A leg which has gone to sleep and has to be hauled around after you.” — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“Scientists never study the important things. Like why some animals seem to have evolved the ability to gloat.” — Joe Hill Copy Share Image
Humour is essentially a comforter, reconciling us to things as they are in contrast to things as they might be. — Stephen Leacock Copy Share Image
“So…we’ll start by boasting, will we? Just like old times! Very well, demigod.” — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
