I'm a big fan of shock value humour and I find myself being most comfortable when I make other people uncomfortable. Is… — Jason Biggs Copy Share Image
All I've ever tried to do is get the best out of people and to bring a bit of humour into it.… — Andrew Lloyd Webber Copy Share Image
“If you kill me a thousand will take my place,‘ said the man, who was now backed against a wall. ‘Yes,‘ said… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“You are from Belfast; are you sure that was your first time holding a gun?” — Neil Walker Copy Share Image
“The man is an asshole." "You might say that, but you'd be maligning a part of the body that is of unquestioned… — Eleanor Arnason Copy Share Image
“we live in a world where singles are more sexual active than couples” — Mohlalefi j motsima Copy Share Image
Men think wiles charming unless they find out your charms are wiles. — Tyne O'Connell Copy Share Image
“I ended up sitting right next to Sexy Patty. The placement wasn’t on purpose. (I needed the hands of God, not a… — Harold Phifer Copy Share Image
I would like, with the sun shining through the window on a crisp early-autumnal mid-morning, with a sufficiency of Monster Cappucino flowing… — Robert Fripp Copy Share Image
“How long does it last?" Said the other customer, a man wearing a tan shirt with little straps that buttoned on top… — Michael Dorris Copy Share Image
Miss Grantham's sense of humour got the better of her at this point, and, tottering towards a chair, she sank into it,… — Georgette Heyer Copy Share Image
“There! Now we're friends!" declared the minx. "Say you're sorry about my sister -" "I am desolated!" "That's a good boy!” — Agatha Christie Copy Share Image
“Anyway, I must be far from insufferable, since you've done an excellent job of suffering me these last months.” — Robert Jordan Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
“I give you full credit for the discovery, I crawl, I grovel, my name is Watson, and you need not say what… — Dorothy L. Sayers Copy Share Image
In 1996, the players at the VSB tournament in Amsterdam sent me a card for my wedding with this dedication, 'Anand congrats… — Viswanathan Anand Copy Share Image
“Being single isn't a terminal disease." "Try telling that to my mother.” — Alexandra Potter Copy Share Image
“Wow,” she said. “Do you realise how wonderful you sound?” “Yes, I do,” he said with a firm nod. “And I think… — Robyn Carr Copy Share Image
“There was a crash from the direction of the kitchen, although it really was more of a crashendo - the long drawn… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Fancy and humour, early and constantly indulged in, may expect an old age overrun with follies. — Isaac Watts Copy Share Image
“You remind me of an old cat I once had. Whenever he killed a mouse he would bring it into the drawing-room… — P.G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“I jumped on Sinbad's bottle. Nothing happened. I didn't do it again. Sometimes when nothing happened it was really getting ready to… — Roddy Doyle Copy Share Image
EAT, v.i. To perform successively (and successfully) the functions of mastication, humectation, and deglutition. — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
“...everyone's too busy having a good time to care about anyone else." "This sucks," Alex said sullenly. "If someone murders you and… — Meg Cabot Copy Share Image
“Whether we are trying to buy a packet of chips or getting to know a person for a potentially important relationship, its… — Amrita Sarkar Copy Share Image
“When it comes to emotions, women know how to paint with the full set of oils, while men are busy doodling with… — Hank Moody Copy Share Image
“Mercer,” Polly says, “we are now going to hug. As a group. The experience will be very un-English. It will be good… — Nick Harkaway Copy Share Image
“This was after stew. But then, so is everything. When the first man crawled out of the slime and went to make… — William Goldman Copy Share Image
“Am I gay, am I straight? No, I'm just slutty. So, where's my parade? What about slut pride.” — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
“In reality most human beings are not, to most human beings, more important than money.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
The Classic Notting Hill junkie, i.e; Armani underwear, Pink's shirt and Burberry belt tourniquets — Tyne O'Connell Copy Share Image
I have survivor skills. Some of that is superficial - what I present to people outwardly - but what makes people resilient… — Amy Tan Copy Share Image
As Carrie Fisher once said in a film, everyone thinks they have good taste and a sense of humour. — Jane Green Copy Share Image
“Christ – wid ye take a look at that numpty? Fuckin "Popeye" izzit?’ Jimmy gestured towards the bar. ‘C**t obviously husnae hud… — Jamie Holoran Copy Share Image
“There is nothing we can now call our own, for what we call so is the effect of art; crimes are made… — Blaise Pascal Copy Share Image
“In a French accent developed through a lifetime of using English I said, 'Hello sir, I would like to row the English… — Tim Fitzhigham Copy Share Image
“Put your vocabulary on the top shelf of your toolbox, and don't make any conscious effort to improve it... One of the… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
