Accomplices Quote by Ambrose Bierce Download Open image “APOTHECARY, n. The physician's accomplice, undertaker's benefactor and grave worm's provider” — Ambrose Bierce ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.0 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Accomplices Apothecary Benefactors Graves Humour Medicine Physicians Providers Science Undertaker Worms
When a doctor refuses money, even the most ethical ones, you usually start driving a good bargain with the undertaker. — Sue Sanders Copy Share Image
“The gravedigger knew a fine trick. When the worms looked unhappy he would leave his place in the mausoleum and go up into the… — L. Joseph Shosty Copy Share Image
As for Gussie Finknottle, many an experienced undertaker would have been deceived by his appearance and started embalming on sight. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Our Grub-street biographers watch for the death of a great man like so many undertakers on purpose to make a penny of him. — Joseph Addison Copy Share Image
“The colonel dwelt in a vortex of specialists who were still specializing in trying to determine what was troubling him. They hurled lights in… — Joseph Heller Copy Share Image
Probably the undertaker thinks less of death than almost any other man. He is so accustomed to it that his mind must involuntarily turn… — Clarence Darrow Copy Share Image
You can't judge the ability of a doctor by the amount of praise the undertakers give him. — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to… — Charles Caleb Colton Copy Share Image
OBSESSED, p.p. Vexed by an evil spirit, like the Gadarene swine and other critics. Obsession was once more common than it is now. Arasthus tells of a peasant who was occupied by a different devil for every day in the week, and on Sundays by two. They were frequently seen, always walking in his shadow, when he had one, but… — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share
DECIDE, v.i. To succumb to the preponderance of one set of influences over another set. — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
IMMORAL, adj. Inexpedient. Whatever in the long run and with regard to the greater number of instances men find to be generally inexpedient comes… — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
REVIEW, v.t. To set your wisdom (holding not a doubt of it./ Although in truth there's neither bone nor skin to it)/ At work… — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
CLOCK, n. A machine of great moral value to man, allaying his concern for the future by reminding him what a lot of time… — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
RUBBISH, n. Worthless matter, such as the religions, philosophies, literatures, arts and sciences of the tribes infesting the regions lying due south from Boreaplas. — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
There was never a genius who was not thought a fool until he disclosed himself; whereas he is a fool then only. — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance. — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
WHANGDEPOOTENAWAH, n. In the Ojibwa tongue, disaster; an unexpected affliction that strikes hard. — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
Jealous, adj. Unduly concerned about the preservation of that which can be lost only if not worth keeping. — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
RIDICULE, n. Words designed to show that the person of whom they are uttered is devoid of the dignity of character distinguishing him who… — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
It takes little or nothing to undo reputations, the merest trifle makes and remakes them, it is simply a question of finding the best… — Jose Saramago Copy Share Image
Americans will not allow any Islamic regime to reach the position of governance except if it is an accomplice to the Americans, just like… — Ayman al-Zawahiri Copy Share Image
And this is the forbidden truth, the unspeakable taboo - that evil is not always repellent but frequently attractive; that it has the power… — Joyce Carol Oates Copy Share Image
Insecurity is miserable. That's the bottom line. We don't need it. We don't want it. And we really can live without it. So what… — Beth Moore Copy Share Image
An American professor complained that a crypto-Marxist like me was invited in the USA, and I was denounced by the press in Eastern European countries for being an accomplice of the dissidents. None of these descriptions is important by itself; taken together, on the other hand, they mean something. And I must admit that I rather like what they mean. — Michel Foucault Copy Share
And the past held only this wisdom: that love was a damaging mistake, and its accomplice, hope, a treacherous illusion. And whenever those twin… — Khaled Hosseini Copy Share Image
Then one day I realized that a false picture of the German camps had been created and that the problem of the concentration camps was a universal one, not just one that could be disposed of by placing it on the doorstep of the National Socialists. The deportees - many of whom were Communists - had been largely responsible for… — Paul Rassinier Copy Share
And what is an authentic madman? It is a man who preferred to become mad, in the socially accepted sense of the word, rather than forfeit a certain superior idea of human honor. So society has strangled in its asylums all those it wanted to get rid of or protect itself from, because they refused to become its accomplices in… — Antonin Artaud Copy Share
The injustice of defeat lies in the fact that its most innocent victims are made to look like heartless accomplices. It is impossible to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Simply because, one hand, there are the haters, The hater has power. All we can do is oppose it, or one becomes an accomplice. — Elie Wiesel Copy Share Image
I have never seen more Senators express discontent with their jobs…I think the major cause is that, deep down in our hearts, we have… — John C. Danforth Copy Share Image