Doctors Quote by W. C. Fields Download Open image “When doctors and undertakers meet, they wink at each other.” — W. C. Fields ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.6 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Doctors Inspirational Love Medicine Undertaker
I am blind, and I once walked into the undertaker's believing it to be the barber's next door. The undertaker asked if he could… — Chris McCausland Copy Share Image
“Do you know what it's like," he said, "to feel that you're in the wrong body?" "Well actually..." the Doctor began, wiggling his own… — Jacqueline Rayner Copy Share Image
“I’m now ‘Doctor’ to the patients and I have to cover my ignorance by waving my arms and looking grave.” — Howard Florey Copy Share Image
“Drop the guns, boys. Do it, or you'll be seeing the doctor tonight. Or the undertaker. My aim's not that good anymore.” — Janelle Mowery Copy Share Image
“Sweetheart, there was so much eye fucking going on between the two of you, it was like an ophthalmologist's wet dream.” — Alison G. Bailey Copy Share Image
“undo that cloak — and accepted the pistol. The seconds retired, the gentleman on the camp-stool did the same, and the belligerents approached each… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
“He [dad] always had some kind of trouble with his leg. He’d have bandages wrapped around it all the time but he’d never go… — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
When a doctor refuses money, even the most ethical ones, you usually start driving a good bargain with the undertaker. — Sue Sanders Copy Share Image
“He’s a doctor,” Timur says. “Ah? It must be shocking for you, then. This hospital.” — Khaled Hosseini Copy Share Image
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
What would you do if you were President, and, on the first day of May, the Russian Ambassador presented you with a beautiful cake… — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
Bert Williams was the funniest man I ever saw and the saddest man I ever knew. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
A comic should suffer as much over a single line as a man with a hernia would in picking up a heavy barbell. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
When other boys dreamt of going to the moon or becoming doctors, I wanted to be a designer. — Olivier Theyskens Copy Share Image
One reason for the tremendous increase in health-care costs in the U.S. is managerial neglect of the "hotel services" by the people who dominate… — Peter Drucker Copy Share Image
being asked to decide between your passion for work and your passion for children was like being asked by your doctor whether you preferred… — Helen Bevington Copy Share Image
I want to roll my eyes right now, but the doctor says that if I keep doing it, my ocular muscles might spasm and… — LIZ Copy Share Image
Heart surgeons do not have the world's smallest egos: when you ask them to name the world's three leading practitioners, they never can remember… — Sara Paretsky Copy Share Image
Do you think that was kind? Do you think it was godlike? What would you think of a physician, if a woman came to… — Helen H. Gardener Copy Share Image
I always wanted to be a fireman, a cop, an Indian chief, a doctor, a lawyer. I always wanted to be all these things,… — Morgan Freeman Copy Share Image
You know, in playing a role like this, you really want to get it right, because this is a person who was revered by… — Mary Stuart Masterson Copy Share Image
I've always been interested in medicine and was pleased when my brother became a doctor. But after thinking seriously about that field, I realized… — Lois Lowry Copy Share Image
Two things suck about becoming an adult male - paying taxes and getting a finger in your butt. — Guy Code Copy Share Image
If Christian scientists had more science and doctors more Christianity, it wouldn't make any difference which you called in - if you had a… — Finley Peter Dunne Copy Share Image
