Humour Quote by Patrick Holland Download Open image ““I thought the best place to hide a tree was in the woods.”” — Patrick Holland ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.8 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humour Trees
“I wanted to be a tree so that I could listen for trouble in the woods.” — Jennifer Lynch Copy Share Image
“it's hard to avoid the suspicion that in seeing all the trees I missed the wood” — Anton Chekhov Copy Share Image
“... and I could imagine myself searching for lost time under the tree ...” — Ruth Ozeki Copy Share Image
“It's like this enormous tree had just crashed through the house and I was picking up the leaves so no one would notice what… — Ann Patchett Copy Share Image
“He liked the grand size of things in the woods, the feeling of being lost and far away, and the sense he had that… — Denis Johnson Copy Share Image
“A tree that falls alone in the forest still makes a sound. It just wishes it didn’t.” — Wayne Gladstone Copy Share Image
“I told the tree it was going nowhere in life. It was hurtful, but true. Now, maybe in death it will go somewhere, as… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We will all lose everything, and perhaps then, by the very shape of our pain, we will earn it back.” — Patrick Holland Copy Share Image
“She was so beautiful tonight he knew he would die of it. He hated that anyone else should see it. He wished it were… — Patrick Holland Copy Share Image
“law that stated you didn't advertise any event you hadn't attended, any place you'd never been, or any band you didn't really listen to.” — Mhairi McFarlane Copy Share Image
To refer even in passing to unpublished or struggling authors and their problems is to put oneself at some risk, so I will say… — Kingsley Amis Copy Share Image
“Wish in one hand, shit in the other, see which one fills up faster.” — Noelle Oxenhandler Copy Share Image
“Men circle like bees around honey, buzzing to communicate their sexual despair.” — Carla H Krueger Copy Share Image
It goes to show you how we in the press so often miss the big stories that are right under our noses. There is… — Roger Ebert Copy Share Image
“What if," replied Inspector Fry in the same maddeningly curteous tone, "we were all to construct daisy chains and drape them so as to… — Lyndsay Faye Copy Share Image
No woman ever yet either reasoned or acted long together consequentially; but some little thing, some love, some resentment, somepresent momentary interest, some supposed… — Lord Chesterfield Copy Share Image
“Holy shit," somebody muttered in the dark. "A virgin," sputtered another. "I didn't know they still made them." "He just did.” — Larry Kramer Copy Share Image
“True, science has conquered many diseases, broken the genetic code, and even placed human beings on the moon, and yet when a man of… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
“John, let me make one thing clear,” Jim said, cutting me off in his most stern, evangelical voice. “Every man is blessed with his… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“Life is like yoga; the only way you can enjoy it is by relaxing into any position you happen to find yourself in.” — Jon Wakeham Copy Share Image
