Almost dying Quote by Steven Wright

I tried to hang myself with a bungee cord. I kept almost dying.

— Steven Wright

The Golden Gate Bridge should have a long bungee cord for people who aren't quite ready to commit suicide but want to get in…

— George Carlin

“For more than five years, I’d made little progress with my efforts at quiet diplomacy—for one thing, the Soviet leaders kept dying on me.”

— Ronald Reagan

“You try almost dying, being chased, then hopping in a car with a complete (horny) stranger.”

— Gena Showalter

Need to begin by saying Iôm almost dying, I miss you so much. You know, itôs sunny and warm here, but my heart only…

— Tamika-leeigh

Becoming a vegan gave me another opportunity to live a healthy life. I was so congested from all the drugs and bad cocaine, I…

— Mike Tyson

I wanna survive an avalanche. I wanna be one of those people a dog finds buried under a ton of snow, almost dying of…

— Tre Cool

Almost dying is awfully easy. It's the living that's hard.

— Jennifer L. Holm

“it occurred to him that kids were better at almost dying, and they were also better at incorporating the inexplicable into their lives. They…

— Stephen King

“See, I like to think the point of life is to be happy,” Jack said with a shrug. “Also maybe not almost dying every…

— James Riley

“Vic, of course, clasped Max’s hand, obviously sizing him up, doing that macho squeeze thing that drove Gina nuts. “He’s younger than I remember,”…

— Suzanne Brockmann

“dashed across streets without looking, they got horsing around in the lake and suddenly realized they had floated far past their depth on their…

— Stephen King