Almost dying Quote by Steven Wright Download Open image ““Once I tried to kill myself with a bungee cord. I kept almost dying.”” — Steven Wright ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.9 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Almost dying Humour Kill Myself Suicide
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