“We can't all be bakers or chefs. Many of us have modest ambitions. But we can all buy a piece of the… — Amah Lambert Copy Share Image
“Sometimes he was weird, sometimes he was Captain Douchebag, but he was always my best friend.” — Sharon Sant Copy Share Image
I love the way Lady Gaga finds humour in fashion, but it's still very stylised. — Kim Gordon Copy Share Image
“Let's try and pay more attention to what's around us. Look up. Look down - if only so you don't trip. Ask… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
“No plaque reminds the passer-by of these glories, although there should be one; for those who invent biscuits bring great pleasure to… — Alexander McCall Smith Copy Share Image
“I had this teacher who kept telling me that if I was ever in a fair fight, someone had made a mistake,”… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“Some of my best friends are women,' I snapped, 'though I certainly wouldn't want my daughter to marry one of them.” — Kyril Bonfiglioli Copy Share Image
“Behind his careful political flippancy and cynicism one might also detect a certain careless sincerity, which would probably in the long run… — Hector Hugh Munro Copy Share Image
“The answer to the question ‘How many children do you have?’ and the one to the question ‘How many children are you… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“I am an optimist and when I am too sure of something or someone, well, of course it turns out that I… — Sanhita Baruah Copy Share Image
“You have to make choices even when there is nothing to choose from.” — Péter Zilahy Copy Share Image
“...And began typing. We will not be meeting in my bedroom. Jack and I will meet you at your condo at midnight.… — Brodi Ashton Copy Share Image
“Enjolras caught glimpses of a luminous uprising under the dark skirts of the future.” — Victor Hugo Copy Share Image
“I believe that every human has a finite amount of heartbeats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing… — Neil Armstrong Copy Share Image
“Oh yeah, well I suddenly realises that she’d only been with my boyfriend at the Co-op Christmas do when I were eighteen.… — St. John Morris Copy Share Image
“Buying loyalty can be as effective as fear when one’s rival is poorer than oneself.” — K. Ritz Copy Share Image
“His knowledge of country lore was a little hazy, but he felt fairly sure that if the cows lay down, it meant… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“How do you know?” “Well, I don’t, I’m making this up, but I bet I’m right.” — Robyn Carr Copy Share Image
“Millions of sane people would each be sexually attracted to their own parent or child if they were not related to them.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Flip phones are just awesome. At the end of a heated argument, you can always flip it like Bitch, whatever! — Sky Copy Share Image
“Can't see." "Just as well. No reason for you to know what we look like naked together. Frankly, I'm traumatised enough for… — J.R.Ward Copy Share Image
“My grandmother said, ‘It doesn’t really matter where you had to go, where you got the ring, or where you played the… — Vernon Davis Copy Share Image
“Everywhere that we looked, were objects & artifacts reminiscent of a bygone age. of war & destruction, of mankind's determination to rule… — Rob Shepherd Copy Share Image
“Sure, at some level scientists know nanobots will destroy mankind. They just can't resist seeing how it happens.” — Cracked.com Copy Share Image
“Have you been reading those books that clueless illiterate Duja in charge of the lending library lets you borrow?’ ‘No, Ma.’ ‘Then… — Renita D'Silva Copy Share Image
“Nobody wants to give up a weekend-long excuse to dress up and attempt to outshine one another.” — Elizabeth Eulberg Copy Share Image
When I was in film school, it was said that all good films were characterised by some form of humour. — Lars von Trier Copy Share Image
I think it's like music for the sake of music, and a lot of the words stem from liking music a lot,… — Jon Fishman Copy Share Image
A man of knowing attains to a sense of humour. Let this always be remembered. If you see someone who has no… — Rajneesh Copy Share Image
“He was a philosopher, if you know what that was.’ ‘A man who dreams of fewer things than there are in heaven… — Aldous Huxley Copy Share Image
