I thought I had more of a European sense of humour than the average American comic. — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
“He leans back against the starting gate like he's in a hammock in the Caribbean...” — Secretariat Copy Share Image
I guess my sense of humour leans more towards irony and tongue-in-cheek performance. — Eliza Scanlen Copy Share Image
“Cheese!" I exclaimed. It was a secret prayer, whose meaning was known only to God and to me.” — Alan Bradley Copy Share Image
“Playing an instrument is its own reward. Cleaning out a spit valve is its own punishment.” — Peter James West Copy Share Image
“Dogs aren’t just for Christmas; you could probably get hold of a cat for a few weeks too.” — Daily Florence Copy Share Image
OPIATE, n. An unlocked door in the prison of Identity. It leads into the jail yard. — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
“All I want is for my kids to have a good sense of humour. They don't have to be funny, just need… — Ade Bozzay Copy Share Image
Salman has a great sense of humour. His improvisation is very good. His show '10 Ka Dum' on Sony TV is hilarious.… — Arshad Warsi Copy Share Image
“She is really really so beautiful there,' said Assad. Carl glanced at him. Apparently a woman's appearance was a particularly valuable factor… — Jussi Adler-Olsen Copy Share Image
“And very amusing it is to watch,” said Jem. “Did you know you twitch your nose when you sleep, like a rabbit?”… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
“Adam pressed his hand to his face. Sighed. "Right. It's just that… He died. And I'm so freaking pissed off, I swear… — Kristina McBride Copy Share Image
“...Blakewood had a collection of miniature furniture with Scotty dogs painted on it, arranged on a semicircular shelf int he corner. Yeah.… — Jordan Castillo Price Copy Share Image
Oh! a private buffoon is a light-hearted loon, If you listen to popular rumour; From morning to night he's so joyous and… — W. S. Gilbert Copy Share Image
“Lentokonesuihkuturbiinimoottoriapumekaanikkoaliupseerioppilas (technical warrant officer trainee specialised in aircraft jet engines)” — Tarja Moles Copy Share Image
“Hal frowned. "Are you sure this is a good idea?" "Uh, live in a tropical paradise for a week and sip fruity… — Cary Attwell Copy Share Image
“Fifteen minutes later, Justin looks at his pint of blood with pride. He doesn't want it to go to some stranger, he… — Cecelia Ahern Copy Share Image
“I'm sorry, I don't understand. Could you tell me more about this 'profanity'?" Mrs. Miller nodded at my dictionary. "I'll assume you… — Dale Peck Copy Share Image
“Peter on the Transfiguration: “So, trying to be helpful, I offered to build three tents, one for Jesus, one for Moses, and… — Spencer C Demetros Copy Share Image
“Staring at my smoldering hot date, her husband stands tall for the first time in a decade, adjusting his toupee while flashing… — Brett Tate Copy Share Image
It is not merely the brevity by which the haiku isolates a particular group of phenomena from all the rest; nor its… — Reginald Horace Blyth Copy Share Image
“Eunice had deposited St John upon the balcony of the first-floor apartment of former Liberal MP, The Rt. Hon. Leonard Cossins, the… — St. John Morris Copy Share Image
“Rincewind shivered. He always began to worry when Twoflower started to talk like that. At least he hadn't said 'picturesque' or 'quaint'… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
RADIUM, n. A mineral that gives off heat and stimulates the organ that a scientist is a fool with. — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
“The only good thing about that decision, Gatt, is that I'll get tea before you.” — Graham Gooch Copy Share Image
Sir, the slowness of genius is hard to bear, but the slowness of mediocrity is insufferable. — Henry Thomas Buckle Copy Share Image
“Trouble can be purchased cheaply, though the refund may be more than you can bear.” — Roger Zelazny Copy Share Image
“He eased back and murmured, “You taste so damn sweet. Like maple syrup.” “And you taste like stolen bacon.” — Lorelei James Copy Share Image
“Father has a fear of flying since that aeroplane crashed into his bedroom.” — Jonathan Dunne Copy Share Image
“I promise to pay you before you die - but you have to promise not to die.” — Jim Baen Copy Share Image
“Mmmmmm I like that thing you do with your tongue. What do you call it? Speaking? Yeah, I dig it” — Bo burnham Copy Share Image
“We sometimes try to impress people we just met by not trying to impress them.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
