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She had...the glimmerings of a sense of humour - which is simply another name for a sense of the fitness of things. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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“I heard you went to Ireland...I haven't seen it in many years. Is it still green then, and beautiful? Wet as a… — Diana Gabaldon Copy Share Image
Old People At Weddings Always Poke Me And Say 'YOU'RE NEXT' So, I Started Joking, Doing The Same Thing To Them At… — Pacifiersucker Copy Share Image
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“Insomnia I cannot get to sleep tonight. I toss and turn and flop. I try to count some fluffy sheep while o'er… — Kathy Kenney-Marshall Copy Share Image
“Tucker: "Today we ran into a mama grizzly with two cubs at the ridge off Colter Bay and Clara sang to it… — Cynthia Hand Copy Share Image
“Do you think ladies’ eyebrows can communicate as well?” she asked. “No, they don’t have sufficient thicketry,” he said with authority. “Thicketry?”… — Anne Gracie Copy Share Image
Dark and sour humours, especially those which have a spice of malevolence in them, are vastly disagreeable. Such men have no music… — Abigail Adams Copy Share Image
“...Come on let’s see the degree.” Katherine unrolled her scroll displaying a long declaration in Latin affixed with a red seal proclaiming… — E.A. Bucchianeri Copy Share Image
“Someone once wrote that a novel should deliver a series of small astonishments. I get the same thing spending an hour with… — E. Lockhart Copy Share Image
“Ladies, gentlemen, we're out of here! Your boss is upstairs, and only mildly wounded. Go help him if you have the inclination.… — Chris Wooding Copy Share Image
“Did you just seriously quote Grease? I think I'm gonna have to revoke your man card.” — Elizabeth Sharp Copy Share Image
“The Bible doesn’t tell us exactly why God wasn’t satisfied with the fruits and veggies Cain offered up. Maybe he kept the… — Spencer C Demetros Copy Share Image
“The Tausennigan Ob'enn warlords look like cuddly teddy-bears?" "Yes, they do, and they'd cheerfully exterminate your entire race for making that observation!"… — Howard Tayler Copy Share Image
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“When a man is happy enough to win the affections of a sweet girl, who can soothe his cares with crochet, and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you find a saint who has no sense of humour, then he is not a saint at all. Impossible. His very… — Rajneesh Copy Share Image
When you say to yourself, 'I am going to have a pleasant visit or a pleasant journey,' you are literally sending elements… — Prentice Mulford Copy Share Image
“Those who can, do; those who can't, teach; those who can't teach, police grammar on the Internet.” — Ruadhán J. McElroy Copy Share Image
“I’m not going anywhere until you hear me out.” Oh, please no. Anything except having to listen to her lecture. I push… — Simone Elkeles Copy Share Image
“But china is seldom thrown from a great height; it is one of the rarest of human actions. You have to find… — Virginia Woolf Copy Share Image
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“Sir Bedevere: "Tell me, what do you do with witches?" Crowd: "Burn, burn them up!" Sir Bedevere: "And what do you burn… — Monty Python and the Holy Grail Copy Share Image
“Dell had left the army and taken the discipline home with him. I’d left the theatre world and taken the whisky sodas… — Mark Capell Copy Share Image
“It’s a popular fact that 90 percent of the brain is not used and, like most popular facts, it is wrong. .… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“All he'd done was lose her underwear and practically get her blown up. Hell. This had to be the absolute worst first… — Tara Janzen Copy Share Image
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