“ma pis in piscina prietenilor mei- modul meu de a le mai dilua pretentiile” — frederic beigbeder Copy Share Image
I love inappropriate humour. What else are you going to do? You have to laugh. — Bojana Novakovic Copy Share Image
“A magic Adam never knew existed, yet he must somehow control it to survive.” — Max Nowaz Copy Share Image
“With a black Stone, you are handsome, wise and a good dancer. Norn saying.” — Taylor Grace Copy Share Image
“There was a family joke that Lucy's first words were, "Nicholas is bugging me!” — Alyxandra Harvey Copy Share Image
“You cannot be truly humble, unless you truly believe that life can and will go on without you.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“She didn’t sound overjoyed. She didn’t sound even slightly joyed.” — Sarah Mayberry Copy Share Image
“One word came to mind: pee-yew. Evan tried to place the odor; it wasn’t a heap of decayed garbage or that of… — H.B. Bolton Copy Share Image
“To ask a man whether or not he has a girlfriend is to talk about his sex life. If you disagree with… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Men are mystifying creatures. For instance why do all men think their penis is a panacea for all the world’s problems?” — Tyne O'Connell Copy Share Image
“It’s hard to tell sometimes if Etheny’s stories are true, as you will see, so I will lay down the story as… — Skeleton Cat E L Parfitt Copy Share Image
Lavatorial humour is just not my cup of tea. But, having said that, I'm really of the mind that comedy is so… — Ruth Jones Copy Share Image
“The more you say the more people know about you, make it a point that you say the most sense as little… — Morena Baloyi Copy Share Image
“When in court, the primary role of lawyers is not to prove or disprove innocence; unbeknown to almost all lawyers and their… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Two minutes worth of signal analysis told me all I needed to know. This station "talks" to the dark matter universe about… — Howard Tayler Copy Share Image
Truth and Beauty (perhaps Keats was wrong in identifying them: perhaps they have the relation of Wit and Humour, or Rain and… — Christopher Morley Copy Share Image
I believe in tension and release, in that if you stay in the the same tone and mode and intensity for too… — Patricia Rozema Copy Share Image
“While she could hardly fathom what had just happened to her that night, she reached some conclusions before she fell asleep, certain… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm a diplomat by nature. I help find the middle ground. I crack a joke and use humour to help resolve potentially… — Ronnie Wood Copy Share Image
“You judge very properly, and it is happy for you that you possess the talent of flattering with delicacy. May I ask… — Jane Austen Copy Share Image
“Somebody always had to pay, and he was glad it was not going to be him. Meanwhile he had managed to ruin… — Max Nowaz Copy Share Image
Florey was not an easy personality. His drive and ambition were manifest from the day he arrived ... He could be ruthless… — Allen Drury Copy Share Image
“Henry, you mustn’t mind. It is really a kindness to have him.’ ‘Well, I do mind, Emily,’ said Mr Leslie, getting up.… — Angela Thirkell Copy Share Image
One Catwoman in the world! It's amazing because you have to have a sense of humour, it's a must. — Jocelyn Wildenstein Copy Share Image
“They say that maths is a language. So how do I order a pizza with extra cheese in maths?” — Greg Curtis Copy Share Image
“On the way home, I saw a fist fight between an adverb and a pair of parentheses. I kept on walking.” — Peter James West Copy Share Image
“Ulysses was an elaborate prank, and our supposed intellectual elite continue to fall for it.” — Orson Scott Card Copy Share Image
“Nice! There's no fun in nice. I'll be myself and you'll all love me for it.” — J.E Allen Copy Share Image
The thing about a sense of humour is that it's not bestowed on the good. It's just randomly dished out. — Chris Morris Copy Share Image
Many gays have a good sense of humour and they like the wit I hopefully put into my performances. — June Brown Copy Share Image
The Classic Notting Hill junkie, i.e; Armani underwear, Pink's shirt and Burberry belt tourniquets — Tyne O'Connell Copy Share Image
“I don't think I've ever seen you without braids. I thought your hair just grew that way.” — Maureen Johnson Copy Share Image
“I laughed. ‘It’s a cellar Phil, calling it your recording studio does not make that sentence any less creepy.” — Alison Davis Copy Share Image
“Every time you tell a lie an angel punches a unicorn in the face with a kitten.” — Dave Turner Copy Share Image
“Can't you see that I'm only advising you to beg yourself not to be so dumb?” — Petronius Copy Share Image
“Of course I have had to rearrange the text a bit— bugger about with it, as Hébert would say.” — Hilary Mantel Copy Share Image
“Great songs don't grow on trees, yet lots of songs have been written on great trees” — Benny Bellamacina Copy Share Image
