When people say 'love to hate', they actually mean 'love to be appalled by' - if they truly hated them, they'd never… — Chris Morris Actually Copy Share Image
I just feel tired now if people are shocked. If it's not for you, just don't bloody watch it. — Chris Morris Bloody Copy Share Image
No matter how heinous someone's behaviour, if you make them a comic character, you can't expect people to hate them. — Chris Morris Behaviour Copy Share Image
You can only maintain your interest if you're travelling more in ignorance than knowledge. — Chris Morris Ignorance Copy Share Image
If a terrorist group wanted to hit Britain, all they'd have to do is kill 100 random celebrities. The country would have… — Chris Morris Britain Copy Share Image
You see young people, or kids, and they're fascinated by the way people talk. And that's great. But eventually you get to… — Chris Morris Care Copy Share Image
“I don't follow God's commandments; I follow Satan's commandments.” — Chris Morris Follow god Copy Share Image
The thing about a sense of humour is that it's not bestowed on the good. It's just randomly dished out. — Chris Morris About Copy Share Image
There are works of fiction which seek to explain jihadi terrorists as the militant wing of Amnesty International. I don't buy that. — Chris Morris Amnesty Copy Share Image
“We've had it checked and it reads like the ramblings of a drugged donkey” — Chris Morris Copy Share Image
