Quote by Chris Morris Download Open image ““We've had it checked and it reads like the ramblings of a drugged donkey”” — Chris Morris ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.5 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“I stuck one of my backpack straps into my mouth and bit down on it. I knew that no matter what I did, my… — Andrew Cormier Copy Share Image
“I took a sip of my drink. It tasted like old horse blankets soaked in urine.” — Jasper Fforde Copy Share Image
“Doc bought a package of yellow pads and two dozen pencils. He laid them out on his desk, the pencils sharpened to needle points… — John Steinbeck Copy Share Image
“My mind was spinning in so many different directions I didn't know whether to laugh, cry, or eat a fried calf testicle.” — Elle Casey Copy Share Image
“Man is a strange animal, he doesn't like to read the handwriting on the wall until his back is up against it.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I might be weary or stupid; I might be nauseous with drink; I might be sore, at the hips, with the ache of my… — Sarah Waters Copy Share Image
“Read this warning. Take this heed. If not yours, you may not read. Once you do begin to read, your eyes will itch, burn,… — Teresa Joyce Jackson Copy Share Image
“...there was the little matter of me talking to people in the hospital that no one else could see. I went for brain scan… — Cara Lynn Shultz Copy Share Image
“An older, inebriated Scot who looked like he'd been sitting on his barstool all day looked me up and down, then smelled the air.… — Steve Alten Copy Share Image
“We've been watching your kind, noting it all down, putting it in our order pads while you snort in your trough. It may be… — Will Self Copy Share Image
When people say 'love to hate', they actually mean 'love to be appalled by' - if they truly hated them, they'd never repeat a… — Chris Morris Copy Share Image
I just feel tired now if people are shocked. If it's not for you, just don't bloody watch it. — Chris Morris Copy Share Image
No matter how heinous someone's behaviour, if you make them a comic character, you can't expect people to hate them. — Chris Morris Copy Share Image
You can only maintain your interest if you're travelling more in ignorance than knowledge. — Chris Morris Copy Share Image
If a terrorist group wanted to hit Britain, all they'd have to do is kill 100 random celebrities. The country would have a nervous breakown. — Chris Morris Copy Share Image
You see young people, or kids, and they're fascinated by the way people talk. And that's great. But eventually you get to the point… — Chris Morris Copy Share Image
The thing about a sense of humour is that it's not bestowed on the good. It's just randomly dished out. — Chris Morris Copy Share Image
There are works of fiction which seek to explain jihadi terrorists as the militant wing of Amnesty International. I don't buy that. — Chris Morris Copy Share Image
