Humour Quote by Orson Scott Card

“Will I die without ever reading Ulysses to the end?”

— David Mitchell

“To pass the time, I made valiant strides in my effort to read Ulysses, but feared I was losing the war. A hundred pages…

— B. Justin Shier

“We avenge intelligence when we deceive a fool.”

— Jacques Casanova De Seingalt

“It takes intelligence to act dumb.”

— Scott Hunt

“Pretend you are a foolish to the tyrant – because if he realizes you are a genius, he might use you to harm others.”

— A Gentlemen

“There is something funny about the human condition, and civilized intelligence makes fun of its own ideas.”

— Saul Bellow Herzog

“But we mustn’t forget how quickly the visions of genius become the canned goods of the intellectuals.”

— Saul Bellow

“I think academics and intellectuals are the natural enemies of imagination and intelligence.”

— Steve Merrick

“True genius does not fulfill expectations. True genius shatters it.”

— Paula Abdul

“I don't think anything can behave as unintelligently as intelligence.”

— Stanisław Lem

“Intelligence resembles insanity only to the stupid.”

— Harry Harrison

“My need to be around Abby Abernathy overruled any rational thought. It had always been that way, and I imagined it always would.”

— Jamie McGuire