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“They have no sense of humour whatsoever – even Bunty has a sense of humour compared with our hosts. They have united… — Kate Atkinson Copy Share Image
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“I jumped on Sinbad's bottle. Nothing happened. I didn't do it again. Sometimes when nothing happened it was really getting ready to… — Roddy Doyle Copy Share Image
“Of course they were eaten,” he retorted, his eyes flashing in cold humour. “Trolls generally aren’t exactly renowned for being vegetarians.” — Adele Rose Copy Share Image
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“Congratulations. You've just been demoted from the "pity" sector to the "apathy" sector. To check the validity of this offer you can… — Sanhita Baruah Copy Share Image
“I read it twice, then I said, "Well, why don't you?" "Why don't I what?" "Why don't you wish her many happy… — P.G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“Ah, sahib. I know you just come to comfort a old man left to live by hisself. Soomintra say I too old-fashion.… — V.S. Naipaul Copy Share Image
With women, the great business of life is love; and they generally make a mistake in it. They consult neither the heart… — William Hazlitt Copy Share Image
“There are no dirty words in this book, except for 'hell' and 'God', in case someone is fearing that an innocent child… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
“Erica had asked me a million times. 'Madison, are you sure you’re just the child minder? He pays you a lot of… — Kyra Lennon Copy Share Image
“Would you please just talk to me? Please?" Sally's voice was beginning to take on a high-pitched whine. "Oh, good grief. For… — Quinn Loftis Copy Share Image
“But even if they could go home it would be difficult for me to tell you what the moral of the story… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“I'd watch his smooth chest rise and fall with each steady breath, I'd watch the pulsating of his stomach when he laughed,… — Ashley Newell Copy Share Image
“That's the beauty of the summer holidays. It's as if life is just a big Etch-a-Sketch, and once a year you get… — Holly Smale Copy Share Image
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An important skill all leaders must have is a great sense of humor, humor keeps everyone at ease and break the ice… — Christopher Chan Copy Share Image
“Such a narrative as this demands some sort of physical consolation for its spiritual tribulation. Our heroine received it in one last… — Emily C.A. Snyder Copy Share Image
“Joe: Oo, Brittany "Aren't I Fabulous?" Hobson? Addie: She's not that bad. Joe: Brittany "All the Boys Like Me, I'm so Popular… — James Howe Copy Share Image
“Tucker, please put him down," said Annie. "You're frightening Jackson." "He's not," said Jackson. "It's cool. I don't like that guy anyway.… — Nick Hornby Copy Share Image
“Come on, let’s go meet the guy who thinks he’s my better half . And dear God, I apologize ahead of time… — J.Lynn Copy Share Image
“Where have you been?" he asked slowly. "Um, in the bathroom, mostly," Larry said. Let's just say my plumbing is not working… — Kevin Sylvester Copy Share Image
I guess my height has hurt me as much as it's helped me. In comedy people don't mind casting tall women next… — Allison Janney Copy Share Image
“Joseph couldn’t contain his emotion any longer. He ordered all of the Egyptians out of the room so that he could be… — Spencer C Demetros Copy Share Image
“If a book falls open in a library and no one sees it, is it still writing? Or is it simply a… — Zanesh Catkin Copy Share Image
What is more awkward? The way Dora The Explorer stares at you after she asked you a question or the moment of… — Avalon Copy Share Image
Facebook is now like home. If you don't come back in 24 hours it means you are either lost, dead, sick or… — Pacifiersucker Copy Share Image
“I don't want to start Any blasphemous rumours But I think that God's Got a sick sense of humour And when I… — Martin L. Gore Copy Share Image
“He’d never been shy, but he’d always been a little uncertain around girls. He just couldn’t believe they liked him.” — Robyn Carr Copy Share Image
I also ache at that thought your majesty... But if they do not offer the sacrifice in blood now, we will all… — Dwight D. Eisenhower Copy Share Image
The purpose of satire has been rightly stated as to strip off the veneer of comforting illusion and cosy half truth, and… — Michael Flanders Copy Share Image
“I’m gross. Look at me – getting all sloppy in front of my mortal enemy. Unexecutable. Inexhaustible. Un…un…under the sea.” — Sara Wolf Copy Share Image
“The eight-year-old beat your best cadet in hand-to-hand combat?” “So did the six-year-old girl, ma’am. Actually, she beat the instructor also.” — James Patterson Copy Share Image
People still talk about a British sense of humour, or French slapstick or how the Germans have no sense of humour -… — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
“The gods damn you, look what you've done! If I want to grow this back, I'll have to endure the most terrifying… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
As Aboriginal people we have always retained our resilience, our humour and our cultural integrity - we will always retain our dreams… — Ken Wyatt Copy Share Image
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