Humour Quote by Kevin Sylvester

“Hallverson at the head of the table. “Hmm,” Hallverson says. “I’m not sure our plumbing can”

— Casey Calouette

“Wherever you go, there you are. You would just have different problems. Are the problems you have now so bad that any other problems…

— Ada Calhoun

“I agree,” he said. “You have a horse in your bathroom, and I will, after all, have a little port.”

— Douglas Adams

“Do you mind if I use your bathroom? I haven’t made dinner yet.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I asked you a question. What are you doing here?" Resting his elbows on the side of the tub, he smiled lazily. She hated…

— Sandra Hill

“Where are you from?” I started with what I thought was an easy question. “Everywhere,” he grumbled. “Everywhere?” I stared into the blackness of…

— Andrea Cremer

“So where do you go? Back to the bottle And back to a tiny room somewhere. And wait. And wait, and wait. That's all.”

— Charles Bukowski

“Where are we supposed to go to the bathroom?” he asked Magnet. Magnet gestured with his arms to the great expanse around them. “Pick…

— Louis Sachar

“You still there?’ he asked. ‘Yes,’ she said. ‘You must have a bladder like Lake Erie. I think empires rose and fell in the…

— Neil Gaiman

“Yeah.” Percy smiled. “We’ve got a dam hole.” “What?” Piper asked. “Nothing,” he said. “Inside joke.”

— Rick Riordan

“Where you going at?”

— Kareem Abdul Rahman

“I nodded at the gorgeous blond, but didn’t speak to him as I left the bathroom. I doubted he cared because he seemed just…

— Sloane Kennedy