Humour Quote by Nick Hornby

You can wait forever for the muse to sit on your shoulder, but most of the time you know what has to be done…

— Nick Hornby

…I've had a bad week." What's happened?" Nothing's happened. I've had a bad week in my head, is all.

— Nick Hornby

“When they – I cannot bring myself to use the first-person plural in this instance.”

— Nick Hornby

“What you don't ever catch a glimpse of on your wedding day - because how could you? - is that some days you will…

— Nick Hornby

A good compilation tape, like breaking up, is hard to do and takes ages longer than it might seem. You've got to kick off…

— Nick Hornby

I'm still not a very good white wine, but I'm drinkable - you could put me in a punch, anyway.

— Nick Hornby

I never mind the accusations of domesticity, as long as people recognise that all of us, even the luckiest, will live lives in which…

— Nick Hornby

I wasted the 1980s. I wasted every minute at Cambridge talking to people who knew more about music than I did.

— Nick Hornby

“I took her outside on to a little roof terrace that looked like it never got the sun at nay time of the day…

— Nick Hornby

“I feel as though I have been having conversations like this all my life. None of us is young anymore, but what has just…

— Nick Hornby

“I'm OK. Really. I can find people. I'll be all right.”

— Nick Hornby

“Read any women's magazine and you'll see the same complaint over and over again: men - those little boys ten or twenty or thirty…

— Nick Hornby