“She laughed. 'See? You can do philosophy!' He rolled his eyes and shook his head. 'Don't insult me.” — Alex Scarrow Copy Share Image
“Being amongst rough lives and confusion does not make you less, it only makes your beauty shine out more clearly.” — Sharon Sant Copy Share Image
“Are you scared? I understand. The first time I saw my reflection in the mirror, even I was frightened by how BIG… — Atsushi Ohkubo Copy Share Image
“I am in Waterstones looking at all the chick lit rubbish on the shelves. In a fit of pique, I turn them… — Maddie Grigg Copy Share Image
“Nature" doesn't really have intentions, per se. Nature is a drunk waking up from a weekend bender, ambling through a messy kitchen… — Pat Connid Copy Share Image
“Does Playboy still run fiction?” “I have absolutely no idea, Melinda,” he said, grinning.” — Robyn Carr Copy Share Image
“Phileas Fogg, having shut the door of his house at half-past eleven, and having put his right foot before his left five… — Jules Verne Copy Share Image
“Cheese and crackers? Really?" She looks at me skeptically. "Besides, he's not a gigolo, you prude! He's an escort. Big difference." "An… — Courtney Cole Copy Share Image
“Oh, don’t be absurd, man.' The Prime Minister sat back in his chair. 'Come on. We can’t just ban a thing because… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Suddenly, a voice called from the darkness. Taylor leapt like a salmon, then became rooted to the spot like a tin of… — Mark Jackman Copy Share Image
“Mr Moss's courtyard is railed in like a cage, lest the gentlemen who are boarding with him should take a fancy to… — William Makepeace Thackeray Copy Share Image
“Hello, King Morgan,” said Gabriel, popping his head into the lab. “And how is the planet’s only non-idiot on this fine day?”… — Laini Taylor Copy Share Image
“In the event that your feminist activities are discovered, quick diversions include bursting into song, asking him how to fix something in… — Reductress Copy Share Image
“For Children: You will need to know the difference between Friday and a fried egg. It's quite a simple difference, but an… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“I've been thinking,' said Allan. 'What,' said Stalin angrily. 'Why don't you shave off that moustache?' With that the dinner was over,… — Jonas Jonasson Copy Share Image
“When the only exorcise you get is running for a bus, get more buses!” — Benny Bellamacina Copy Share Image
“... So you can remember everything about your life from the last seven years, but nothing before that?" "Not now, Carl." "There… — Kevin Ryan Copy Share Image
Laughter is an independent, tremendously important, and lurid emotion. — Wyndham Lewis Copy Share Image
My father was a very funny man, and one of my strongest recollections is hearing him laugh. He didn't like people who… — Mike Myers Copy Share Image
“Your dad's not dead." I winced. "In fact, isn't he some kind of big-shot union labor guy?" He nodded. "Yup. That's who… — KevaD Copy Share Image
We owe to one another all the wit and good humour we can command; and nothing so clears our mental vistas as… — Agnes Repplier Copy Share Image
“WHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT? Ah. I see we are now into the second movement of the Nakamura Suite in G-Minor!” — Kevin Sylvester Copy Share Image
“Then what do we call you?" another of the heat forms asked. "We are Rutan." "Our species need something a little more… — David A. McIntee Copy Share Image
“Duke to Michel: I’m fairly certain that even if you’d struggle in a quiz against a pigeon, you are capable enough of… — Elias Zapple Copy Share Image
“Many a parent, sad to say, has used their child as an opportunity for them, the parent, to do, through their child,… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Sketchy black van? Weird stalking of my house? What are you going to do next, offer me some candy? — Hannah Harrington Copy Share Image
“England once there lived a big And wonderfully clever pig. To everybody it was plain That Piggy had a massive brain. He… — Roald Dahl Copy Share Image
“Seeking more information, I walked through the market listening to the gossip and discovered that our new general, the man sent to… — M.C. Scott Copy Share Image
I am a neat hand at cookery, and I'll tell you what I knocked up for my Christmas-eve dinner in the Library… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
“I do not speak out not because he is right, I do not speak out because you must argue with a fool… — Norah Malik Copy Share Image
“He was a large, fleshy man, weighing at least two hundred pounds, and he quickly became a faithful representation of a quivering… — Jack London Copy Share Image
“Her knee caught him between the legs with pitiless accuracy, driving the wind from his chest, making him teeter for a breathless… — Joe Abercrombie Copy Share Image
“I must own, too, that I can't be astonished at his being vexed to death over this business. It is excessively awkward!… — Georgette Heyer Copy Share Image
