Humor Quote by Courtney Cole

“I'm a whore!" Miki hit the brakes...her hands.. gripping the steering wheel, glanced at Sara. "You're not wearing any underwear, are you?" Sara let…

— Shelly Laurenston

“I had always dreamed of being a professional escort but never thought that there was any real money in it.”

— Chelsea Handler

“Whore or courtesan, she put on a great little show.”

— Sylvia Plath

“Sorry Your Husband Was Sharing His Saran Wrap Fetish with a Hooker”

— Karen MacInerney

“Good day, ladies,” he said with a distinctly American accent when all the women were above decks and the hatches closed. With a grin…

— Sabrina Jeffries

“No, not a prostitute. An ‘escort’ … An ‘Escort’ who’d meet me in a hotel room and do anything I asked in exchange for…

— Lauren Gallagher

“Who’s Beth?” Keri asked. “The bartender at your wedding.” “Oh, that’s right. How could I forget when my husband almost got thrown out of…

— Shannon Stacey

“I felt like someone who'd been informed that she wasn't actually a hooker; that in fact she was a lady of the evening.”

— Neil Gaiman

“Wow, holy cow, hubba hubba, gee whiz. That was some guy. Don’t tell me he’s your main squeeze!” “My what?” “Your honey. Your sugar.…

— Rhys Bowen

“You've been watching to much Pretty Woman, and I'm sorry, but there's no way I'm the hooker in this arrangement.”

— A.J. Rose

“I work in a hotel. I know what you’re probably thinking, and no, I am not a hooker. Not unless you’re not a cop.”

— Jarod Kintz

“You can go with an empty pocket and come back heavily loaded if you allow your passion to escort you!”

— Israelmore Ayivor