Humour Quote by James Howe

“I don’t like the term “Average Joe.” I prefer “Dolly,” because not only is the Everyman a sheep, but he’s also a clone. They…

— Jarod Kintz

I go bonkers boy, I put that on my mom and em. The hoes are all alike, they put the hoe in homonym.

— Lil Wayne

Your friends are at the house.' I sit up, straight. 'Who'? 'I don't know. Weird people. The Sullivan girl, whose father got the Gosford…

— Melina Marchetta

“Father, we come to You, Father, in the name of the Father, Father we come to You, Father, Father, just, just, Father, Father...' You…

— Tim Hawkins

“You’re not supposed to go anywhere. Jenny said you’re grounded for getting superended.” I snort. “Damn, Hope,” Guy sings. “You got superended? I think…

— Cheryl McIntyre

“Joe" I said. "It's Stephanie." "Does this involve death?" "Not yet." "Does this involve sex?" "Not yet." "I can't imagine why else you'd be…

— Janet Evanovich

“Whereas I could conform to an emo crowd easily enough, pretending to matriculate from upper crust asshats was too surreal. Goose insisted my stellar…

— J.A. Saare

Jerry says to Tom I have lot of friends Tom says , like who Jerry says like jake and irene … wait irene doesnt…

— Sierra

The best girls name has got to be Holly, because it's pretty much Oli with an H.

— Oliver Sykes

(random Thought)Ladies.., if you have a nickname that begins with or ends in juiicy .. in my eyes ...I'm a consider you a hoe…

— David Betancourt

“My friend Donna even likes to give humorous names to her reactive emotions such as “Freddy Fear,” “Judge Judy,” and “Anger Annie.”

— William Ury

“Keep sayin’ Joe, baby, you’re makin’ me hard.”

— Kristen Ashley