Humour Quote by Alison Davis

“As soon as you say it about a record, you're like some little zombie in a funny dungeon.”

— Lorde

“You never let me talk about any of it. You just left. You never called. You never came by the studio. Why would you…

— A. Meredith Walters

“We told you about our first time,” Phil coaxed. “You didn’t tell me anything. I was there. In a sleeping bag across the room…

— Shelly Laurenston

“I take my guided relaxations seriously. I don’t swear at you or make bad jokes in the script. We’ll keep that gentle stuff separate.…

— Robert Duff

“Phil pursed his lips over his fangs. "Are you in league with Public Works, do you have any history with zoëtism, fortune telling, or…

— Mur Lafferty

“What’ll it be, girl?” His voice is deep and a fuzz accented. “Fey Ale.” Slapping a 100 on the bar I pull my cell…

— Zoe Parker

“Dev laughed a tired, semi-crazed laugh on the other end of the line. 'I never thought life would be so exciting taking on a…

— Jessica Lave

“Seriously, see we get there, and there's no answer at the door. A neighbor had seen fire flickering through the blinds of the downstairs…

— Kathryn Shay

“Don’t you dare scream. I do not want to end up as tonight’s gossip. But I do want to end up with some part…

— Ella Frank

“Because I swear to you, sometimes the nastiest shit happens behind the prettiest doors, while everyone laughs and smiles and pretends everything’s okay.”

— Joanna Wylde

“I was aware of the treacherous air vents above us, conducting the sounds we were making upstairs. Maybe dad was listening. Or maybe, just…

— Edmund White

“Jack grabbed Phil's arm to teleport back to Romatech. Phil muttered a curse. "If you say one word about this to the other guys,…

— Kerrelyn Sparks