Angel Quote by Dave Turner Download Open image ““Every time you tell a lie an angel punches a unicorn in the face with a kitten.”” — Dave Turner ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.4 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Angel Comedy How-to-be-dead Humour Time
“...every time a unicorn laughs, an angel has tender sexual intercourse on her wedding night. And nine months later, a rainbow is born!” — Frank Lesser Copy Share Image
“So, what’s the issue with Unicorns?” “Imagine a cat,” Rose said. “Not just a cat, but a cat that is such a cat, other… — Bryan Fields Copy Share Image
“When you have the heart of an angel, you will be attacked by those with the souls of the devil.” — Matshona Dhliwayo Copy Share Image
“You tell him that — tell him he fucks with the angel at his peril.” — Sylvain Reynard Copy Share Image
“If you have the heart of an angel, you will be attacked by those with the soul of the devil.” — Matshona Dhliwayo Copy Share Image
“An angel in heaven I've told already; but I want to tell an angel on earth.” — Fyodor Dostoyevsky Copy Share Image
“Just because you're an angel doesn't mean you have to be a fool.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“The Unicorn looked dreamily at Alice, and said "Talk, child." Alice could not help her lips curling up into a smile as she began:… — Lewis Carroll Copy Share Image
“Lass, you’ve the face of an angel but the tongue of a snake.” I” — Tricia Levenseller Copy Share Image
“If at first you don't succeed, torch the place and claim on the insurance.” — Dave Turner Copy Share Image
“Dave grimaced. 'Cheesecake for breakfast?' 'What's the problem? It's dairy and cereal. It's practically a bowl of cornflakes.” — Dave Turner Copy Share Image
“Are you saying that the Rebel Alliance were religious terrorists and Yoda was a benefit cheat?” — Dave Turner Copy Share Image
“Dave gazed at Melanie like Professor Brian Cox eyeing up a particularly thought-provoking mountain range.” — Dave Turner Copy Share Image
“Personally, I believe that love is merely a chemical imbalance that makes you forget your credit card limit.” — Dave Turner Copy Share Image
A man walks down the street. It's a street in a strange world. Maybe it's the third world. Maybe it's his first time around.… — Paul Simon Copy Share Image
If I wer an angel,i would make all your wishes come true..but I'm only a girl a girl who loves you. — Nix Copy Share Image
Peace is the first thing the angels sang. Peace is the mark of the children of God. Peace is the nurse of love. Peace… — Pope Leo I Copy Share Image
“Behind my eyelids, I saw him dancing in spirals of coloured light, emerald, blue, and brilliant purple, enfolding him like the wings of an… — Alexis Hall Copy Share Image
I don't think people will ever forget I was an 'Angel,' anymore than they'll forget Sally Field was 'The Flying Nun.' — Cheryl Ladd Copy Share Image
It's a great story for us whenever an entrepreneur makes a crazy amount of money and we get to tell the world about it.… — Sarah Lacy Copy Share Image
I believe in UFOs, I believe in extraterrestrials, and I believe in angels. And maybe they'll protect all of us. — Shirley MacLaine Copy Share Image
Sometimes we have the absolute certainty there's something inside us that's so hideous and monstrous that if we ever search it out we won't… — Hubert Selby, Jr Copy Share Image
Flowers are the alphabet of angels, whereby they write on the hills and fields mysterious truths. — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
You should never feel lonely, neglected, fearful, or defeated when you remember that there are the shining ones. They are watching with keen interest… — Flower A. Newhouse Copy Share Image
