Breakfast Quote by Dave Turner

“Livie, I think you’re completely fucked up.” Chunks of cheesecake fly out of my mouth and splatter against the deck’s glass panel as I…

— K.A. Tucker

“Why don't you just order the fucking cheesecake?”

— Amy Guth

“Who pissed on your cornflakes?”

— Andrea Smith

“It's a harmless breakfast." "Nothing harmless about what he whips up. His parents are chefs, so he's picked up a few tips and anything…

— Veronica Blade

“There's a cough behind me, and I find Cheeseburger staring anxiously at my box. I glare at Amanda, the Arm-Toucher, and pull out an…

— Stephanie Perkins

“Life tastes better after a slice of cheesecake!”

— Jason Shaw

“I bit into the chocolate chip. Slowed myself down. By then, almost a week in, I could sort through the assault of layers a…

— Aimee Bender

Well, what did you have for lunch?” I snapped. “Surely that’s not top secret superhero information.” “Steak with mashed potatoes and a side salad,”…

— Jennifer Estep

“Then you know that my portrayal was dead-on. He breaks into homes and asks children to eat him. He's obviously not a well-adjusted pancake.”

— Janet Evanovich

Frank: "I wish I was ADHD or dyslexic. All I got is lactose intolerance." Percy: "Seriously?" Frank: "And I love ice cream too...

— Rick Riordan

“There are so many cheeses that I can't keep track of all their names. The dairy farmers should simplify things and name every cheese…

— Jarod Kintz

“It's going to be legen...wait for it...and I hope you're not lactose-intolerant cause the second half of that word is...dairy!”

— Barney Stinson