How-to-be-dead Quote by Dave Turner Download Open image ““Being a grown up was rubbish, Dave decided.”” — Dave Turner ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 5.0 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare How-to-be-dead Humour
Dave couldn't remember the last time a grownup had apologized to him. — Andrew Clements Copy Share Image
“I don't know why he isn't dead, maybe he's lucky. Certainly his physical self is dead. Before the streets, drugs, IV use, and hustling… — Jim Goldberg Copy Share Image
“When you're finally a grown-up, one of the things you find is that there are no grown-ups.” — Charles Finch Copy Share Image
“Growing up wasn't so bad, as long as you did it with the right person.” — Monica Alexander Copy Share Image
“If at first you don't succeed, torch the place and claim on the insurance.” — Dave Turner Copy Share Image
“Dave grimaced. 'Cheesecake for breakfast?' 'What's the problem? It's dairy and cereal. It's practically a bowl of cornflakes.” — Dave Turner Copy Share Image
“Are you saying that the Rebel Alliance were religious terrorists and Yoda was a benefit cheat?” — Dave Turner Copy Share Image
“Every time you tell a lie an angel punches a unicorn in the face with a kitten.” — Dave Turner Copy Share Image
“Dave gazed at Melanie like Professor Brian Cox eyeing up a particularly thought-provoking mountain range.” — Dave Turner Copy Share Image
“Personally, I believe that love is merely a chemical imbalance that makes you forget your credit card limit.” — Dave Turner Copy Share Image
“Dave grimaced. 'Cheesecake for breakfast?' 'What's the problem? It's dairy and cereal. It's practically a bowl of cornflakes.” — Dave Turner Copy Share Image
“Are you saying that the Rebel Alliance were religious terrorists and Yoda was a benefit cheat?” — Dave Turner Copy Share Image
“Every time you tell a lie an angel punches a unicorn in the face with a kitten.” — Dave Turner Copy Share Image
“Dave gazed at Melanie like Professor Brian Cox eyeing up a particularly thought-provoking mountain range.” — Dave Turner Copy Share Image
